Anyone Know If There's An In-N-Out In Peoria, AZ??

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ihascheezburger1.jpgOh wait nevermind. Here it is. In EIGHT DIFFERENT Spring Training columns. Listen, I know it's tough pumping out copy every single day from camp. I'm having a hard enough time and I get to cherry pick from every team in baseball. But, Jesus, I've read about the same goddamn In-N-Out Burger in separate columns from Richard Durrett, Evan Grant, Owen Perkins, Jonah Freedman, Mike Nadel, Greg Hansen (registration required, presumably to identify other burger lovers), and Sean Deveney... twice!

  • "The sky was clear, the air was crisp, the desert was alive and the In-N-Out Burger was open."

  • "There is an In-N-Out Burger spot near the Padres' complex in Peoria, which has four mega-size sports bars close to the baseball complex."

  • "...he tripped on a Peoria sidewalk while walking to In-N-Out Burger to get a salad Monday night."

  • "...the best hamburger chain of them all, In-N-Out Burger. Before taking in a Padres game, be sure to head north a few blocks on 83rd Avenue and have yourself a double."

  • "There's a Cheesecake Factory across the way, as well as Famous Dave's Barbeque. But, for me, going to Peoria means In-N-Out burgers."

The IT department at my job spends a good part of the day eating and talking about food. Every time I walk into their office there's an empty box of croissants with buttery grease stains making the bottom all translucent and it sticks to the table. It makes me want to puke. I'm starting to get the same feeling reading some of these sportswriters all day.


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Dude, that was really cruel to run a picture of Shawn Murphy on this post.

Shame on you.

That picture takes In-N-Out's famous "Animal Style" to new, literal heights I never thought I'd know.

There's a Cheesecake Factory across the way, as well as Famous Dave's Barbeque. But, for me, going to Peoria means In-N-Out burgers."

The Cheesecake Factory is there incase the Suns move to Peoria.

First we had a Chick-Fil-A post yesterday, now an In-N-Out burger post? Should I expect something about Long John Silver's tomorrow? Church's Chicken?

Jeez. In N Out is good, but it's not "8-column" good. The only thing that deserves 8 columns is 4 tacos from Jack In The Crack at 2 am.

First, that reference by Richard Durrett was actually a joint byline and I wrote the In-N-Out reference. So, put me down for a double double-double reference, too. And my only defense: Have you spent a spring in Surprise? Escaping to the In-N-Out is about as good as it gets. For those of us wh live in non-In-N-Out states, we can't get enough of praising its greatness.

Evan Grant is our favorite beat writer ever.

I was so looking forward to having In-n-Out for the first time last week while out west....and I found it to be totally "meh".

I'll be visiting In and Out burger while in Vegas in 3 weeks

Complaining about In-N-Out Burger and buttery grease stains... While you’re at it why don’t you disparage having to bang two hot girls at the same time? Thx

I love me some In-N-Out...right up to the point when I see the Bible verse of the day on the underside of my soda.

Fuckers.

Am I a bad person because I wasn't that impressed by In-N-Out? I thought it was incredibly clean, but I like Five Guys' food way better.

FYI: Chase Utley takes his In-N-Out double double animal style. How do I know this? Thanks, Todd Zolecki of the Philadelphia Inquirer!

Have you spent a spring in Surprise? Escaping to the In-N-Out is about as good as it gets. For those of us wh live in non-In-N-Out states, we can't get enough of praising its greatness.
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The only thing that deserves 8 columns is 4 tacos from Jack In The Crack at 2 am.
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Was so looking forward to having In-n-Out for the first time last week while out west....and I found it to be not so great. Wasn't a huge fan.

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