Coming To America: Blue Jays Lineup In New York

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lineup.jpgBlue Jays reporter and psychedelic wordsmith, Cathal Kelly links us up to the Toronto lineup for their game against the Yankees at 1:05:

1 - David Eckstein
2 - Matt Stairs
3 - Alex Rios
4 - Vernon Wells
5 - Frank Thomas
6 - Lyle Overbay
7 - Aaron Hill
8 - Marco Scutaro
9 - Gregg Zaun

Look at all that grit! I hope border agents don't hold them up when they see Vernon Wells passport says he's 29. If they're Blue Jays fans they'll think it's forged since last year he looked 40.

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6 Comments

Can someone let John Gibbons know that he's starting 6 white guys? What's worse is that once you get past the Big Hurt, they all hit CONSECUTIVELY. Who filled out this lineup card, Adolph Rupp?

I stand corrected, Scutaro is from Venezuela. I thought he was a paisan.

Heh. Matt Stairs is fat.

Has anyone ever gotten a bigger contract from one fluke season than
Lyle Overbay?

i like this whitey lineup.

Lineup is wrong. According to Yahoo!, Shannon Stewart is starting over Matt Stairs.

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