Hey there, Philly! I Just Noticed That Cheesesteak and Cheesecake Rhyme. Also, Yanks/Rays update.

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phils.gifPhillies beat writer Todd Zolecki has the Phillies lineup posted. It goes a little something like this. Counting off with drumsticks... 1-2-3-4!

1. Jimmy Rollins, SS
2. Shane Victorino, CF
3. Chase Utley, 2B
4. Ryan Howard, 1B
5. Pat Burrell, LF
6. Pedro Feliz, 3B
7. Jayson Werth, RF
8. Carlos Ruiz, C
9. Brett Myers, P

1-4 is one of the best in the majors. Hands down. It's the rest of the team that could pose problems. That and the spelling of Jayson Werth's name. It's annoying. When this game starts, DMac over at Philly Will Do will have the liveblog for it.

In other news, Rob just sent a text saying it's so cold at Yankee Stadium that he went to a urinal and couldn't find his dick and the crowd is extremely agitated.Also they announced "After speaking to weather authorities, the forecast is not as promising as we thought. We are evaluating our options."

This roughly translates to: "Buy beer and food for a couple more hours, then we'll cancel the game."

UPDATE: Game postponed until tomorrow evening. Iracane to spend rest of evening drying out his perm.

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Good news, sports fans. I found my dick. It was in my coat pocket.

Also, don't discount Pat the Bat. He draws walks, hits homers, and probably date rapes like a champ.

Nothing like a good date rape joke to start off a Phillies game.

Today I'm predicting J-Roll hits 2 homers, J-Werth hits 2 homers and Ryan Howard hits 1. And Brett Myers... let's say... triples and celebrates by punching out the ballgirl.

7-2, Phils.

The Yankees game is officially done for today. But that urinal-dweller Iracane probably knows that already.

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