Jeff Francouer Eats Chick-fil-A; Golfs with Tiger Woods

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Commenter Matt T sends along this delicious nugget about Jeff Francoeur re-upping with the Braves for another one-year contract:

Francoeur spoke to the AJC while picking up a Chick-fil-A sandwich on his way to meet teammates John Smoltz and Tom Glavine for a round of golf with Tiger Woods.

Goddamnit I am so jealous! we don't have any Chick-fil-A's up here in North Jersey. Maybe because, you know, we're heathens who like to eat fast food on Sundays. Eat mor chikn? I'd love to, wacky cows, but your nutjob Southern Baptist founder doesn't seem to like New Jersey Catholics!

I could care less about the golfing with Tiger Woods thing. Who in their right mind wants to play golf with Tiger Woods? How about afterwards I play one-on-one with Dirk Nowitzki and then try to chase down an antelope with a cheetah? If I had the opportunity, I'd try playing Tiger Woods in RBI Baseball on the NES...something where I at least stand a chance.


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How about afterwards I play one-on-one with Dirk Nowitzki and then try to chase down an antelope with a cheetah?

Or an eating contest with Shawn Murphy.

Dude let's buy a franchise and get Chick-fil-A up North...

That's funny; the last time I went to Chick-fil-A, John Daily threw a beer can at my car.

In North Jersey they were always in the mall (Rockaway had one, I think).

Then I moved to South Jersey and they built one 3 miles from my house. Add that to the gloriously low real estate prices, and I like to call it Shangri-la!

I have a different term for South Jersey: 'Whitetrashville, USA'

21 SQ. MILE SECTION OF CENTRAL JERSEY REPRESENT

Trashy or not, I'll be enjoying a 12-count box (or 3) of those delicious Chicken Nuggets tonight.

Welcome to Satisfiedburg. Population: Me

They used to invite Maddux to play, but Tiger got mad when Greg peed on him.

@ Honeynut

What kind of sauce? I've never been able to kick the honey mustard.

I go straight honey. Always have. Any time I can add molten sugar to my meal and not get weird looks, I go for it.

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@ Honeynut

Is there any other sauce besides honey mustard?

(glad to see this turning into a fast food blog)

The Polynesian sauce is where its at.

Well, yes. The honey that I alluded to earlier, for example.

I like honey mustard, don't get me wrong. But if you get a bad batch or a cheap manufacturer, it can all go horribly wrong.

The buffalo is ok, but a bit runny.

Wow, I need to re-examine my priorities.

I'd love to, wacky cows, but your nutjob Southern Baptist founder doesn't seem to like New Jersey Catholics!

Huh, I always thought they were Mormons. Learn somethin' new everyday.

@ honeynut

OH!...I thought "honey" was some sort of shorten street slang for honey mustard. Didnt even know honey was an option. I'm an idiot.

Paramus Park Mall is where its at for Chik'n and waffle fries in North Jersey.

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