That's A Spicy Meatball; Livid Old Man

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lasorda.jpgWhoa. Who spiked the Slim Fast? Feisty and rotund octogenarian Tommy Lasorda decided to mix it up with an ump yesterday, his first game as Joe Torre's temp. Lasorda let the Fixodent fly, arguing over a fair/foul call. Tommy certainly showed that people his age can do more than just drag down the economy.

" "They've always liked that when I'd go out and start arguing. Put on a little show," Lasorda said."

Tommy Lasorda. The consummate entertainer. Except when he's paying for oral.

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"WHO ARE YOU TO SAY A QUADSTACKER IS NOT A SENSIBLE DINNER?"

"I WAS FRIENDS WITH FIORELLO LAGUARDIA!"

"MY MANAGING CAUSED THE DOWNFALL OF CASTRO!"

"YOU DONT TELL ME WHERE TO PARK MY OLDSMOBILE!"

"NO I DON'T WANT UNLIMITED TEXT MESSAGING I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TEXT MESSAGING IS!"

"NO I WILL NOT LEAVE! MICHAEL VARTAN WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!"

I liked it better when he did that sideshow where his team threw bats at him.

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