Age Taint Nothing But A Number

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The following video is sure to be all over the webz today (if it isn't already), but I still had to share because it made me Sherm LOL-ler.



A few thoughts here:

A. I would have bet $2500 that that little shithead Jeremy Schaap was doing this interview, but to my surprise it was, uh... some other guy.

Secondly, now we're pretty sure Tejada took PEDs and lied about his age. Neither one of these is earth shattering, but it still makes me snicker. We need to find cork in his bats so he can officially become the clown prince of baseball cheaters.

3. I'm sure we'll see a bunch of hand wringing about Tejada being ambushed in the blogosphere today. He certainly was, but this is just old fashioned, "gotcha" journalism and I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Good for ESPN for doing something that took some research and actual paperwork, instead of counting down the "10 Greatest 7th Inning Home Runs In AL West History." Also, kudos for not throwing this bone to the aforementioned twerp, Schaap.

IV. At the end of the video the guy says "Does the federal government know your real name and birthday?" WTF IS HIS REAL NAME? I'm going with Stan Kowalski. Leave your guesses in the comments.

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17 Comments

Top ten? Number six has GOT to be that dinger Frank Catalanotto hit off Shigetoshi Hasegawa in 2001...they're still waiting for that one to come down in Arlington! POW!

His real name is actually Cheater McLiarpants

Real name - Michael Tehader.

His real name is Stanley Pfeffenhorfer, M.D.

Trick question. His real name was never given, but for the sake of arguement we can refer to him as Narrator.

i think that interviewer is the brother of the shithead who hosts the hilariously staged and retarded show "Cheaters."

anybody?

Cobalamin! Spartacus!

Jiegel,

His name is Joey Greco and he's been stabbed. Get it right.

Rob, I don't want to tell you how to run your blog, but that Catanalotto blast deserves its own post. What a moment!

Or, Frank Cattalanto. "Catanalotto" is a Pakistani bingo game.

@CTC

www.joeygreco.com

If you don't laugh within 2 seconds of pulling up that site, may God have mercy on your soul.

I think Tejada's real name is Jesse Orosco, Jr.

CTC, just because someone has been stabbed does not mean they should command my respect. that guy is an octabiatch and that show was only cool for like a week.

Hello. My name is Miguel TeJaDa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

He just wants to play baseball, bro.

Well if Catalanotto's blast in '01 is number 6, number 4 HAS to go to the bomb that Tim Salmon crushed off of Bobby Ayala in May of '98 in the Kingdome. I'm surprised that place didn't implode right there and then!

@humanrobotfriend: I think you're making that up. You think this is a place for joking around? Shame!

real name: Ron Mexico

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