KILL IT! STEP ON IT! STEP ON IT, IT'S BILLY CRYSTAL!

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crystal_billy_cp_7778758.jpgJill Painter from insidesocal.com led off her latest blogtype thingy with the following inscrutable bit of info:

When Joe Torre arrived in his office after the Dodgers' Opening Day 5-0 win over San Francisco, he found a note on his desk. It said: "We eat, we win.'' It was from B.C. - Billy Crystal - who's a good friend of Torre's.

Apparently Torre and Crystal have some superstition about eating together and winning or talking about eating and winning. Frankly, I dunno... Billy Crystal annoys me so so so so much. You figure it out.

I really like the Dodgers. My grandpa is a lifelong fan, and I consider them "my NL team." It's been an interesting exercise, getting used to Joe Torre, but I find him kind of endearing. UNLESS HE BRINGS CRYSTAL ON BOARD.

Allow me to paraphrase Terrence Mann on behalf of everyone at Chavez Ravine:

-Oh, my God.
-What?
-You're Billy Crystal.
-Well, yeah, actually...
-[spraying at Crystal with an insecticide sprayer] Out! Back to New York! Back! There's no place for you here in Dodger Stadium! Get back while you still can!

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