Otix Nixon Will Not Stand For Your Slings and Arrows (nor will his brother Otis)

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Because Commenter Participation Friday is also Classic Television Friday, I bring you this clip from the halcyon days of 1991. Watch Atlanta Brave Otis Nixon take umbrage at Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Wally Ritchie's inside pitches:

Wally Ritchie was suspended just one game while Nixon got four games off to go buy some crack. Commenters, participate! What feud do you think has been brewing long enough that will cause a future brawl in baseball?

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I don't know about baseball, but I'm going to knee my downstairs neighbor in the box next time she comes up and tells me I'm walking too loudly.

John Gibbons is going to cockpunch every single former Blue Jay player.

Wait, that makes no sense.

John Gibbons is going to cockpunch every single current Blue Jay player.

Classic Television Friday > Work Internet Stopped Working For A While Friday

Barry Bonds vs. Brad Penny

No reason, I just think it would be funny.

Farnsworth vs. The entire Rays team.

And Otis Nixon wants to know if this is the 5 o'clock free crack give away.

Prince Fielder v. Prince Fielder's belt.

I don't know if it's true, but I heard that the Red Sox and Yankees are thinking of signing Roddy Piper and Jimmy Snuka respectively.

The next time some Emmy-eager baseball director cuts to a crowd shot during a bench-clearing brawl, I am going to fire off several sternly worded communiques.

Kenny Rogers vs. Ansel Adams

Clemens v Piazza
Roger's just itchin' (his abscess) to get another shot at the catcher.

forced retirement is always hard for our elders to accept

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