Hey kids, tune in tonight to find out...- WAS last night the spark needed to ignite those nancies in the Detroit lineup?
- WILL the series starting in Chicago and St. Louis create any separation in the orgiastic NL Central?
- HOW will the Cleveland Indians blow this game against the Red Sox?
- WILL everyone touch the plate in San Diego?

For the record, I'm going with:
Yes, No, Team-wide Mono Epidemic, and Yes.
Let's be honest with ourselves. We're all watching playoff hockey tonight unless you don't get Versus, leave near Canada, or know a bar that will play hockey over baseball.... which I guess is everyone above the Bible Belt.
Well said, Fratelli.