Hey kids, tune in tonight to find out...- WILL Randy Johnson pick up where he left off... five years ago?
- WILL the Rays build on last year's success against the Yankees and compound problems in the Bronx?
- CAN Zach Greinke keep his early season mojo against an uneven Mariners team?
- ARE the Tigers going to score any runs tonight against Nick Blackburn and the Twins?
Then check us out tomorrow. Same WoW time, Same WoW channel.

? and the Mysterians > Nick Blackburn and the Twins.
WILL CTC leave his cellphone, wallet, and keys at the bar tonight?
/true story
Oh, and also, don't mock RJ. OBEY THE ROOSTER.
Response is hazy. Ask again later. HAR HAR MAGICK EIGHT BALLS
Calling the Mariners "uneven" is an insult to Herschel Walker and everyone else who is insane.
Hey, CTC left his pants at my place. Where should I send them to?
The nearest Salvation Army store.