War Is Kind: Today's Afternoon Game

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  • 2:05, Orioles at White Sox: The first place Orioles take on the first place White Sox in the final game of this 4 game series. I think I speak for everyone when I say I totally saw this coming. Baltimore sends Daniel Cabrera to the mound. The flighty righty has acquired a semblance of consistency in his past two starts, and will try and quiet a Sox lineup that has scored 6 runs in each of the last two games. The White Sox counter with Javy Vasquez. Both have identical 4.40 ERAs.

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No comments? Is everyone scared by the picture? It's cool they went on a couple dates before this, they're not sluts.

Kissing another man on the lips is one thing, but closing your eyes while doing so takes it to another level.

yeah that is frighteningly passionate looking...

Even with the inherent drama of two first-place teams slugging it out I am bored by this game. RED SOX PUT IN JED LOWRIE etc. etc.

Don't be such a comment whore, CTC.

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The comely lad on the right is Guillen's son. Do with that information what you will.

(correct answer: futuremrsrickankiel has too much time on her hands when her team leader is out sick)

I'm gonna take that information and dip my balls in it.

Farthammer at The Last Supper?

What is a deadspin?

Out sick? ZOMBIE FLU!

@Sh!tShow: YOU TOLD ME IF I STAYED WITH YOU I WOULD BE SAFE.

From Yahoo

Apr 27 3B Bill Hall was out of the starting lineup Sunday despite collecting five hits in the previous two games. Manager Ned Yost wanted to give either Hall or 2B Rickie Weeks the day off to let INF Craig Counsell see some action. Yost put the names of Hall and Weeks in a baseball cap and had Hall pick to see who would be out of the lineup. Hall picked his own name, and thus had to sit.

Really, Ned Yost? That's how managers fill out their lineup cards?

He shoulda had them play rock, paper, scissors

ugh this is just so disturbing...asdv;ljkasdfSASSAFRASS

I'd kiss both of 'em.

/that don't make me gay, right? right.

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