Grip On Balls Also Needs Work

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Yes, the Rockies certainly would benefit from your starting pitchers going further in the game but did you have to use such a filthy metaphor and endorse oral sex, Troy Renck?


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Clint Hurdle does not endorse this headline.

Jimmy Gobble approves; weeps softly.

Gobble Cook, Gobble.
After 3 games into the season, I could see where the bullpen would need a break from gobbling innings.
Gobble.

This column was Twittered from a truck stop men's room.

This made me guffaw out loud in class. Thanks, Walk Off Walk.

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