What's On Tap Besides Stroh's: Today's Afternoon Games

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We've got three National League games to follow this afternoon:

Astros at Phillies, 1:05PM: Brandon "Baby Got" Backe and Brett "Punch Drunk" Myers battle it out in the rubber game. It's the 'Businessperson's Special' at Citizens Bank Park, which means any fan in attendance dressed in khakis and a polo shirt gets a bucket of red paint thrown on them by the Phanatic.

Brewers at Cardinals, 1:15PM: Kyle Lohse goes for his third win and tries to continue his magical season; somehow the magical Cardinals have the best record in baseball. BTW, 'magic' is my way of saying 'HGH'. Manny Parra will go for the Brewers and try to avoid being the odd man out when Jeff Weaver is called up. Tom Haudricourt has the lineup changes for both teams.

Reds at Cubs, 2:20PM: Rookie sensation Edinson Volquez tries to stop the bleeding for Dusty Baker's Redlegs while washed-up veteran lefty Ted Lilly will do his best to beat a Corey-Patterson-less lineup. John Fay should have the lineups as soon as he stops posing like a dork.

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Dmac is liveblogging the Phillies' game...they're already up 3-0!

And they should be up 4-0, but Brett Myers run the bases like my teeball-playing niece, so they just wasted a bases-loaded 1-out situation.


If you've got a big thirst--and you're gay--reach for a cold, tall bottle of Stroh's Gay.

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