Here's what happened in baseball as I laid down in a field of flame and heather:
Yankees 0, Detroit 0 (ppd. rain): I guess it rained in Detroit. Hm.
Blue Jays 0, Indians 0 (ppd. rain): Makes sense it would rain in Cleveland too. Michigan and Ohio are relatively close.
Braves 0, Pirates 0 (ppd. rain): Oh crap, I forgot how close Western Pennsylvania is to Ohio. Did ANYONE actually play baseball?