American LeagueOrioles at Rays: Even though these two teams are in the same division as my favorite team, I gotta say it's pretty rad that they're playing a meaningful series over Memorial Day Weekend. It's the start of a 10 game homestand for the Rays. They've won 12 of their last 13 at the Trop. Your pitching matchups:
- Tonight: Guthrie vs. Garza
- Satuday: Trachsel (!!) vs. Jackson
- Sunday: Cabrera vs. Shields
National League
D'Backs at Braves: The Braves are feeling superhero tough after their 4 game sweep of the Mets. The Snakes are feeling the opposite after being swept by the Marlins. Arizona scored only 3 runs in that series and were shutout on Thursday for the first time this season. Doug Davis makes his first start after treatment for thyroid cancer.
- Tonight: Davis vs. Reyes
- Saturday: R. Johnson vs. Campillo
- Sunday: Owings vs. Glavine
- Monday: Webb vs. Jurrens

A's/Redsox should be decent.
Doug Davis makes his first start after treatment for thyroid cancer.
DOOD NO WAY THAT GUY'S JUST COPYING LESTAHHHHHH
BET HE DOESN'T THROW A NO-HITTAHHHHHH
Twins/Tigers should be decent... Who am I kidding? It will not be decent at all. It will be the third most important sporting event going on it Detroit on Saturday night
Thyroid cancer isn't even a real cancer.
If the Braves have sweep all 4 with Arizona, I will get flag wolf tattooed on my back.