There Once Was A Man From Nantucket: Today's Afternoon Game

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  • 1:05: Mets at Braves: This is the one everyone's been waiting for. Fiery competitor and notorious headcase Tom Glavine takes the mound for his former former team to face his former team AND ALL BETS ARE OFF. Meh, not really. When I looked at the day's slate of games and saw Maine vs. Glavine my brain was confused for a split second realizing they're not on the same team. As everyone knows by now, the Braves have been mad silly at home, with an NL Best 16-5 home record and an MLB worst 6-16 ROAD record. I BLAME THE REFS. The Mets bashed this weekend in two games against the Yankees scoring 18 runs.

    This is the first game of a day/night double dip. The evening tilt sees Claudio Vargas take on Jorge Campillo.

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38 Comments

METS FANS NEED NOT APPLY

I am confused. Is it a Shea or in ATL?

They're actually going to dress up like old-timey players and tussle at Elysian Fields.

How can you be 16-5 at home but be worst in MLB at 6-16?

FUCK. I FUCKED THIS WHOLE POST UP, ALRIGHT!? I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE ELSE SO MUCH LOOKS AT ME I WILL FUCKING SWING ON THEM. WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DIE LIKE THIS, GOD!!???

Pssshhh...typos and other errors? I'm never reading this blog again.

I'm stuck in a meeting this afternoon, Rob or CTC plz update me telepathically.

thx.

Typos and other errors are the main reason I read this blog. Most days, WoW's box score reads:

Iricane 3 5 0
CTC 2 8 3

So I checked it out and they are playing in Atlanta.

I am so posting a picture of my taint at 2 o'clock.

I prefer "grundle" over "taint". Just my opinion.

The Atlanta Braves are playing Two-Face in the new Batman movie.

Um can I request the picture of the teddy bear dressed up as the astronaut instead of the taint shot? Is that being selfish?

@ Quick Draw: Rob scatters 8 hits and hangs on for the win!

My next blog will be titled, "Typos and Other Errors" and I'll mostly post about Norman Chad's ex-wives and newspaper articles.

Q: ┬┐Jorge Campillo?
A: Yeah, sure Jorge. Whatever you need to do in there. Just make sure you flush afterward.

@FutureMrs,

How about a picture of CTC dressed as Little Bo Peep? I hear you can find those all over the interwebs.

Speaking of taints, anyone ever get their's pressed on during sex? Me neither, but a friend told me it's pretty cool.

Katie Morgan did a special on that on HBO on demand. It was called "pumping the grundle"

You could give me 10 years and I wouldn't be able to come up with a name that awesome/appropriate. The best I can think of for that move is the "Frank Thomas."

Cosmo's been pimping that move for years, boys. Tell your ladyfriends to do their homework.

whooooooooooooo inappropriate

FMRA,

I don't mean pressed from the outside.

We better start talking about baseball or Rob is going to be pissed....

So you know it's going to be a long day for Glaven when he gives up 3 hits and a walk in the first including a tator tot to Luis Castillo.

Fair enough. What is Glavine's ERA these days? I rarely pay attention to the NL.

wow. After reading this thread I need a cigarette.

@FMRA
The FMBCTF needs a couple drinks to do anything other than missionary and girl on top so it's going to take a little bit of convincing to get her to pump the grundle.

Johnny Maine Lobstah

Kotsay's hitting .300? Tell him and his wife to come back to Oakland.

Holy demon hell face, Jamie Kotsay is hot

I wish I could turn parts of my comments blue.

I find it hard to imagine that many players have ugly wives.

BC,

You obviously never ran into Matt Stairs and his lady. Although for the most part you are correct. Even old scuzzy A's reliever TJ Mathews had a smoking hot wife.

It's like when I worked at a live music bar in college. Even ugly dudes on shitty bands would have hot groupies. Chicks flock to stuff like that.

God damn, Johnny Lobstah givin up hits like they goin outta style

@Jiegel
He has throw 71 pitches through 3 innings. He wont make it past the 5th.

@bc twins

that is a fact. what a fuckin cunt

4 plus facing 2 in the 5th for him

"Claudio Vargas take on Jorge Campillo."

Is that 10 rounds or 12?

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