Hey kids. Check out your local purveyors of fine televised baseball and find out:- WHICH Felix Hernandez will show up tonight for the Mariners when they battle it out for last place with the Rangers? Will it be the one that got hammered by the Yankees last weekend or the one that went 2-0 with a 1.67 ERA in his first five starts?
- CAN Josh Beckett keep bringing his ERA down to a normal number against the hard-hitting Tigers out in Detroit?
- WILL Marlins pitcher Mark Hendrickson live down the time he got posterized by Michael Jordan in time for his start tonight against the Brewers?
Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.
FREAKNASTY!
It'll be the Felix who pitches brilliantly but loses because the M's offense is putrid beyond description. At least I can listen to Dave Niehaus talk about trains, or eagles (which he did for about 20 minutes last night: "We get 'em up at our place all the time").
Will Jordan be able to live down the fact that he is the new Isiah Thomas with regards to running a team?
7 innings, 8 Ks, 1.29 ERA and 0.86 WHIP on the night... yeah, Beckett's on his way back. Oh, and he didn't walk A SINGLE FUCKING BATTER.
Homerism! Tasty and nutritious!
Where are the comments? Wha' happened?