Hey kids. Get your filthy asses out of my aboveground pool and tune in to find out:- IS Brandon "Stained" Webb going to steamroll the Rockies and get to 9-0?
- WILL Florida avoid the sweep and put a little distance back between themselves and the other Leasties with a win over Iracane's Red Legs?
- IS Cole Hamels the one that Clare wants to get it on with, or is it Utley? I forget, but Hamels starts tonight against the Braves.
Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.

8 shutout innings
12 strikeouts
Ryan Motherfucking Dempster!
According to the AJC Chipper was scratched for the game tonight. Stupid groin.
All of them. The answer is: all of them.
That's much better.
At least we got a run on the Indians. Moral victories are great.
@Farthammer
At least you didn't get swept by the worst team in the East
@ Future Mrs.
HAIKU FAIL
even after review, I'm still not OK with Jim Edmonds being a Cub.
And I felt really bad when the Cubs were beating up on Greg Maddux today.
DID you watch the video of Jim Edmonds we posted?
and
WHY are you people so sentimental about Greg Maddux? He had his best years with another team.
COLE HAMELS CG SHO WOOOOO AND I WAS THERE AND I HAD A HOT DOG AND A BEER AND COTTON CANDY AND I GOT A T-SHIRT.
Actually, I spent much of the game watching the Flyers on the TV in my company's box. La-dee-da.
Re: CTC's Hamels or Utley query
The answer is yes.