Hey kids, you can call your family tomorrow, tonight you should tune in to find out:- WHAT will Luke Hochevar think of Boston? Try the chowder, Luke. It really is all it's cracked up to be.
- HOW hard will I laugh if the Cardinals get swept by the Padres?
- WILLNed Yost have a job tomorrow? Why put off until anytime before the All-Star Break what you can do today?
- WHICH team will even their record at .500: Texas or Minnesota?
Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.
"Why put off what until anytime before the All-Star Break what you can do today?"
I couldn't have asked it any better myself.
/drools
/talks to fist
/fixes grammar
/drools
My head hurts after reading that. It hurt before reading but it really hurts now.
Why anything the put until break off today do you can?
Luke Hochevar is an anagram for "veal uh choker."
Grudzielanek is an anagram for "A Zed Like Rung"
Jim Edmonds just made a Willie Mays-style catch right in front of the hill in Minute Maid Park.
Count the wacky things in that sentence.
This is the comment wherein I jinx Jon Lester's no-hitter.
And this is the comment where I show that the only thing jinxier than a jinx is a reverse jinx. And it's documented:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23563736/
I AM GOING TO LEMONPARTY YOU SO FAST
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE