Hey kids. Check out your local purveyors of fine televised baseball and find out:- CAN the Marlins continue to beat up on weak teams like tonight's opponent, the Reds, and improve their major league leading win-loss record? Or will Aaron Harang's teammates finally get him off the schneid and improve his 1-5 record?
- WILL the Texas Rangers and Vicente Padilla (0.42 ERA in last 3 starts) keep stepping all over the Seattle Mariners on their way out of the A.L. West basement?
- MIGHT the Yankees fall victim to the Rays' nine-game winning streak at the ol' Tropicana Dome or would Andy Pettitte and his 14-3 career record against Tampa Bay slay the (Devil) Rays?
- IF Paul DePodesta is watching the Padres-Cubs game, will he be liveglogging it and borrowing my super awesome liveglog picture?
Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.

Yes to all
I believe "schneid" is actually spelled "2008 Seattle Mariners"
Well Buchholz, I'm switching to the Celtics now. SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN.
More like Clay Fuckholz, am I right?
More like GAY Fuckholz.
/kill me
WHY oh WHY oh WHY would the Cubs consider signing Jim Edmonds?
Because the Reds already have Corey Patterson.
But our Dusty Baker era is supposed to be over...
NOTHING is over, just give me something to drink.
Truer words have never been spoken...er, typed.