Here is the man who has hit three ding dongs so far in this afternoon's Cubs-Reds game. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Joey Votto:
Watch out, he's Canadian!
Also, Votto is already on this awesome Wikipedia page. Timely!
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O AN HE... wait no, no he's not.
O AN HE HOMELY
The last three guys to hit three HR's in a game were either Canadian or in Canada at the time.
Can Votto adopt and or drag Gagne away from my team of choice? Please Joey? plea....sniffle
Votto is leading off the bottom of the eighth. I've been told they're doing live lookins on www.baseballchannel.tv or something.
He grounded out.
How Pattersonian of him.
But his shirt says USA
CTC has a shirt that says 'Narnia' on it and yet he is not a magical lion.
He's not?
Hey, PAIZAN!
I remember watching his cousin Sotto Voce play for Italy in the World Baseball Classic.