June 2008 Archives

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Somebody Puked Up Baseball Logos Onto Lady Liberty

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Erudite Philadelphia blogger Dan McQuade sends us photographs of those horrid MLB-embossed Lady Liberty statues that are terrorizing New York City. I've been disturbed by photographs on the Internet many, many times but nothing has burned my retina quite like this Minnesota Twins-themed Statue of Liberty:


Christ, what are those two guys doing down there? Shaking hands directly over Lady Liberty's bush? That's perverted.

Photographs by Vernon Balanza. (link updated...whoops!)

200px-Jackass_poster.jpgThe NL West is sputtering into the break with a .500 first place team and the audacity to have the San Francisco Giants sitting only 5 games out of first place. The Giants! The team I told more jokes about in Spring Training than I told about your mother. Rob noticed that something was amiss with this divison pretty early on, but this is just reeeediculous.

Last season 4 out of the 5 NL West teams finished abot .500. What happened? Let's look at some pertinent numbers:

ALL OF THE NUMBERS ARE WORSE. Pitching, Batting, Fielding, Dudes named Barry. Everything is worse.

What can we expect for the rest of the season? I still expect Arizona to get back on the ball and pull away. I thought the Dodgers had positioned themselves to make this a two team race, but they've become incapable of hitting the ball. I'm proud of the Giants for staying competitive thus far, and laugh at the Rockies for not being able to. Enjoy Suxtober, you ski buffs.

Oh, and in case you were wondering whether or not the Padres were buyers or sellers at the trade deadline with a record of 32-51, you're a moron. But today's New York Times baseball blog has your answer. They're not.

"It's probably easier to see us as sellers at this point," Alderson told the San Diego Union Tribune. "If we were to be buyers, it would be hard to choose among catcher, shortstop, outfielder, starting pitcher, half the bullpen. There's not a shopping cart big enough."

Oh you mean for the entire division? You're right Sandy, that would be a pretty big shopping cart.
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Boston Red Sox pitcher David Aardsma was excited to come home to the Houston area to pitch in the weekend interleague series between the Sox and the Astros. Aardsma grew up in the area and even was the closer on the 2003 College World Series champion Rice University team.

To top it all off, his pop Dave was set to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the game at Minute Maid Park on Saturday night. Dave's an executive with Waste Management (the actual waste company, not the mob) who have sponsored the Astros Play Green initiative this season.

Of course, David Aardsma decides he'd like to catch the ceremonial first pitch thrown out by his dad, and who can blame him? Turns out the Astros put the kibosh on it because they didn't want an opposing player on the field for pre-game ceremonies. A compromise was made and Aardsma stood next to his dad as he threw out the first pitch. He pitched one inning in relief during the game and allowed two runs, probably because he was still so devastated that he couldn't play catch with Daddy.

In other Red Sox news, Manny Ramirez shoved the traveling secretary and the team's Latin and black players got some mailed threats. Just another day in Red Sox Nation, y'all!

The White Sox toppled the Cubs last night 5-1 to complete a three-game weekend sweep but the real action happened Saturday. Here's Cubs reliever Kerry Wood expressing his emotions in the best way he knows how, thanks to the inimitable Hugging Harold Reynolds blog:


Kerry was obviously disappointed that U.S. Cellular Field's concession stands ran out of garden burgers and registered his complaints thusly. Smart.

Baseball Before Bedtime: One Great City

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Here's what happened in baseball while I heard you proclaim "I hate Winnipeg"

Marlins 4, Diamondbacks 3: Walkoff! Wow! Sassy senior Jorge Cantu provided the game-winning RBI single after teammate Hanley Ramirez's tater tot tied the game at 3 in the ninth inning. Former Red Sock Brandon Lyon blew his first save since April 6th by allowing two runs while recording but one out. Poor Danny Haren had a Quality Start and it all went to shit. Arizona has amassed a 13-25 record since their last trip to Miami started back in May and now lead the NL West with a wildly mediocre 41-41 record.

Blue Jays 1, Braves 0: A.J. Burnett was the talented Toronto starter of the day, throwing seven shutout innings and tallying eleven strikeouts over a depleted Atlanta lineup. Chipper Jones missed another game and could end up in the next installment of What's Up Creampuff. Jo-Jo Reyes was the hard luck loser, giving up just one run on an Alex Rios RBI dubble in the sixth. Sucks, dude.

Angels 1, Dodgers 0: I don't get it. The Dodgers got no-hit on Saturday and won, then got three hits on Sunday and lost. Hey Joe Torre, STOP LETTING YOUR PLAYERS BE SUCCESSFUL. John Lackey was made of magic as he allowed just five baserunners over 8 2/3 innings, and then took a seat to let Frankie Rodriguez pick up his league-leading 32nd save. Shit, he's gonna break the all-time single season record at this rate! Hey, Mike Scioscia, how's that six-run per game potential you crowed about?

The Sunday Morning Post

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televangelist2.jpg SOME OF LAST NIGHT:

Dodgers 1, Angels 0: Jered Weaver may be the unluckiest boy in California as he's given the heave-ho in favor of a pinch hitter after six no-hit innings against the Dodgers. Weaver and reliever Jose Arrendondo combined for an eight-inning no-hitter. Had Weaver stayed in the game for the eight innings and allowed no hits, he still wouldn't have been invited to the year-end No-Hitter Luncheon; it ain't official unless it goes nine. Stupid Angels offense ruining history.

Diamondbacks 6, Marlins 2: Brandon Webb finally got back on the party train, winning his 12th game of the season and his first since June 6th. Fella struck out eight Marlins and punished one water bottle after being removed in the seventh inning by hurling it into a trash can. Now that's some John McCain-style passion that they like down in Arizoner! Rarrrghh!

SOME OF TODAY:

Yankees at Mets: It's your TBS game of the day and it's on at 1PM.

Cubs at White Sox: It's your ESPN game of the night and it's on at 8PM.

Please to enjoy.

SatMornPost.jpgSOME OF YESTERDAY:

After losing 12 straight last month the Royals beat the Cards and have now won 11 of 12... Yankees and Mets split the crosstown doubleheader, are just as mediocre as they were to start the day... Joe Mauer's tater tot leads the Twins over Brewers, Twins win streak reaches double digits... Dice-K and JD bring some sauce to Houston and Sox top Astros... Pittsburgh is no help as usual, they fall to Tampa 10-5... A's and Dodgers both superior to their Bayway/Freeway rivals... Jair Jurrens tosses a gem worthy of the '92, Braves cockpunch the Blue Jays... Jorge Cantu stops hitting significant others to drive in 2, Fish beat Snakes... Home team holds serve in Chicago, White Sox trounce Cubs... Tigers steamroll God Squad with 7 runs on 15 hits... C.C. spins gem, Tribe pwnerz Reds

TODAY:

Fox is splitting the Chicago and New York series' like Solomon dividing a baby. If you're not a fan of any of the teams, just hope you get the game without Buck and McCarver. Also, today is my turn to check out the Baseball As America exhibit here at the MOS in Boston.

TONIGHT:

I'll have an eye on those two win streaks in the AL Central, The Lincecum/Duchscherer matchup and the tightening race in the NL West.

Enjoy the day and stop by to say hi to your buddies. As always, drunk/nonsensical weekend comments are kind of your duty as a WoWie.

Weekend Questions

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It's Will Leitch's last day at Deadspin, the wildly popular sports blog. I owe a lot to the man who, a couple years ago, hired me as Deadspin's commenting intern because he couldn't keep up with the onslaught of pending commenters. Most of all, I owe Will gratitude because he inspired me to start Walkoff Walk with my pal Camp Tiger Claw.

When I first started blogging eight years ago, I had a simple personal website that entertained family and friends. Inspired by the online writing of Rob Neyer, I actually considered starting a baseball blog back then called "Diamond Log" but the idea never left the dark hollows of my brain.

Fast forward to 2008 and, thanks to the support and inspiration of Will and many other sports bloggers, Walkoff Walk is up and running. We've got passionately smart and funny readers and commenters, and I think some of the best baseball blogging around.

So enjoy your slow walk into the sunset, Mr. Leitch, and tune into your local purveyors of televised baseball to find out:

  • WILL A.J. Daulerio give us the same good treatment that Will Leitch did?

  • CAN the Cardinals topple the seemingly unbeatable Royals in the battle for the hearts of minds of Missourians?

  • DOES Robert Weintraub stand a snowball's chance in hell of continuing his series of old-timey baseb....zzzzzzzzz

  • SHOULD I just vote for Ryan Ludwick anyway?

See you tomorrow, folks.

I have no idea what year this is from, but today's Friday Classic TV post is from Sesame Street. Telly the indescript maroon Muppet is going through his baseball card collection when Ron Darling shows up. Yup, that about sums it up.

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With the All Star Game just around the corner and online voting ending July 1st, we here at Walkoff Walk figured it was time to tell you folks how to vote. First up, we'll discuss our choices for the National League All Stars. Here's our last minute guide, presented in not-at-all-convenient chat form:


CTC: Hi Rob Iracane
Rob: good afternoon Camp Tiger Claw
CTC: How was your lunch?
Rob: /suspends disbelief
it was delicious.
CTC: Good
NL Catcher
Rob: I vote for Brian McCann
he's good
and productive.
CTC: This may be the deepest position in either league
That Molina in San Francisco is playing well.
Rob: he's a favorite of ours
CTC: Geo Soto was hot as shit early in the season.
Rob: do you vote for him?
CTC: Oh no. Sorry I got distracted.
Rob: by his gentemanly good looks?
CTC: I vote for McCann
Rob: NL first baseman
CTC: Lance Berkman
Rob: i like Fat Elvis too
CTC: Don't say Pujols or I'll quit the blog.
Rob: he's got star power!
ha
CTC: Ok good.
Rob: he's earned it
CTC: I'm really interested in this idea of yours about who has ea...zzzzzzzzzzz
Rob: wake up gramma! its time to vote for NL Second Baseman
aka Chase Utley
CTC: Yeah
No brainer.
Who doesn't like Chase Utley?>
Rob: he's the best player in the league three years running
im not sure, but if i find him, i'll punch him in the nose
CTC: 3B
This is a tough one.
Rob: you probably know my vote already
CTC: Wait. Let me look.
Kevin Kouzmanoff?
Rob: close! Chipper Jones
CTC: Yeah, I go with Chipper too, but he JUUUST edges out Ryan Braun.
Rob: Ryan Braun will make a lovely backup
NL Shortstop?
CTC: Hanley\
Without the backslash
That's not an html command or anything.
Rob: Hanley Ramirez should be a bigger star
even if he fields worse than Jeter
CTC: I don't think he cares.
Rob: good on him then
CTC: I think he likes South Florida.
Rob: who wouldn't?
CTC: I think he likes being in an organization with other young guys.
Rob: who wouldn't?
CTC: I didn't like being in South Florida
Coconut Creek High represent!
Rob: but you were not rich and sexy
we have assembled a good infield, built on agreements
NL Left fielder of choice.
I like Pat Burrell this year
CTC: I was going to answer this with:
Burrell?
But you preemptively affirmed my doubts.
Rob: gotta love those contract year studs
CTC: Carlos Lee has 17 Ding Dongs again
Rob: too bad he's wallowing in Cecil Cooper's mire
CTC: He should choke somebody and get out of there.
Rob: i dont even know he'll make the roster in a deep NL outfield
ha
centerfield
CTC: Wait.
Oh you mean on the All-Star team
Rob: yeah
CTC: Yeah i don't think he will either.
Rob: who you like in center?
CTC: Nate McLouth
I love rookie All-Stars
Rob: i must disagree and vote for Carlos Beltran
CTC: Because you're a dummy.
Rob: because i am a Mets apologist
he's got speed, defense, and a bat
McLouth is but a flash in the pan
CTC: Every single one of McLouth's offensive numbers is better.
THIS IS NOT A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Rob: except career!
ha
CTC: My lord.
RF
Rob: you're gonna hate me
Brian Giles
the position is just so shallow in the NL
CTC: It is... but... Giles?
Rob: okay you talked me out of it
CTC: Can Carlos Lee play RF for a night?
Rob: KOSUKE FUKUDOME!
CTC: FUKUDOME!
There's absolutely no way he doesn't get in.
Japanese people have computers on their toilets. They're constantly voting.
Rob: what about Ryan Ludwick?
CTC: I thought he was a LF.
Rob: i guess he plays all over
my bad
CTC: No Rob... our bad.
He's gotta be on this team somwhere.
Even though I hate Cardinals.
I'm gonna stick him in RF over FUKUDOME!
Rob: thats your decision i guess!
after all, we can vote for any three outfielders we want, regardless of position
WRITE IN BARRY BONDS

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  • 2:00, Mets at Yankees: Today's wacky two park doubleheader starts in Da Bronx With Mike Pefrey taking on Dan Geiss. I'm not that familiar with Mr Geiss's work so I asked an expert for some insight. He said: "oh dan geiss 8==========D." It's a weekend subway series y'all, and these teams stink worse than Chinatown!

  • 4:00, Cubs at White Sox: These two bickering neighbors pick up where they left off last weekend. Well the White Sox hope not exactly where they left off. Getting swept is tiring. Please to enjoy Ryan Dempster vs. Jose Contreras.
stretcher.JPGNot too many guys went on the DEEL this week which is great because I'm a little hungover and Creampuff is hard to write.

  • Ian Snell, Pirates: Ever heard of medial epicondylitis? Either had Ian Snell until it's screaming chords of pain came ripping through his right elbow this week landing him on the DL. Make Room For Denny Bautista was the worst TGIF show ever.


  • Shaun Marcum, Blue Jays: Me bragging about how I knew Shaun Marcum was going to have a good season will be delayed for a few weeks. He landed on the DL last weekend and visited Dr. Death, James Andrews. Andrews said no surgery is needed, which is good news for everyone except him because he's putting a new deck on his house.

  • Nick Johnson, Nationals: Johnson looks like he's going to miss the rest of the season after wrist surgery. You have to feel a little bit for the guy who missed all of last season and seemed genuinely excited to get back on the field, even if it was with the Nationals.

Update: Not sure how I missed this one, but Brandon Inge strained his oblique LIFTING A PILLOW. Wow.

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With the All Star Game just around the corner and online voting ending July 1st, we here at Walkoff Walk figured it was time to tell you folks how to vote. First up, we'll discuss our choices for the American League All Stars. Here's our last minute guide, presented in not-at-all-convenient chat form:


Rob: hello Camp Tiger Claw
CTC: Hi.
Rob: let us pick some names out and advise our readers who they should vote for in this All Star Game thing
last minute!
CTC: ok
You think any of our readers are gonna go to a game this weekend?
Rob: no but that's why Baby Jesus invented the Internet
you can vote up to 25 times
CTC: Really?
On the internet
Rob: ferreals
CTC: I'm looking at my internet right now.
I don't see anything about the all-star.
Rob: head over to www.mlb.com after we're done
first up:
AL catcher
I say Joe Mauer
CTC: I also say Joe Mauer
Rob: good
CTC: and let me say something else
It pisses me off when I get emails from the Red Sox that say "GO VOTE FOR JASON VARITEK! HE'S SECOND IN THE VOTING!"
No, jerks.
He doesn't deserve it.
Rob: thats a shame
CTC: How could that be good for the team to have undeserving players in the All-Star game.
Rob: next up
AL first baseman
i say Jason Giambi
total homer pick
CTC: I think you can say Giambi or I think you can say...
Kevin Youkilis
total homer pick
Rob: also worthy
first basemen kinda suck in the AL
CTC: Justin Morneau has 62 RBI.
Rob: i hate him though, so he's disqualified
next up
AL 2nd baseman
CTC: Wait wait.
Oh nevermind.
I'm gonna say Ian Kinsler
Rob: i'm going with Brian Roberts
because he can actually play the position
CTC: Hmm.
Rob: both are very productive at hte plate, but only Roberts can field
kinsler is an outfielder in 2nd baseman's clothing
CTC: And Roberts has that cool music video about him.
Ok, Third Base
Rob: Alex Rodriguez is King AwesomePants
CTC: True but I'm going with Adrian Beltre.
Rob: you're a funny guy
CTC: Just kidding, It's A-Rodz.
Rob: haha
how about AL shortstop? talk about an extremely shallow talent pool to pick from
but I vote for Derek Jeter every year so who cares?
CTC: Yeah
'weak weak sauce
Rob: Jeter is still the best AND the dreamiest
CTC: How come you're not picking someone who can play the position?
Rob: ZING
okay left field in the AL
i always vote for Manny Ramirez
CTC: Yup.
Rob: he's the Clown Prince of Offense
CTC: Damon has great numbers this year.
Rob: indeed
CTC: But he's a dope.
Rob: and his foot has an ouchie.
CTC: Our buddy Jose Guillen has played pretty well out in KC.
But he's a dope.
Rob: who do you like in AL centerfield?
CTC: My two time player of the month.
Josh Hamilton
Who also has an ouchie.
But i'd still vote for him.
Rob: my vote now goes to Grady Sizemore
because he's been better for longer
CTC: Huh?
Rob: i dont know that Josh Hamilton has earned it yet
CTC: That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard you say.
Rob: thanks
CTC: WHEN WILL JOSH HAMILTON BE A TRUE RANGER?
Rob: when he punches out his GM
CTC: Ha.
RF
Rob: i like that Magglio Ordonez
CTC: I'd love to say J.D Drew...
Rob: he's quietly become the best outfielder over the past few years in the AL
CTC: But it's Milton Bradley
Rob: that lunatic
CTC: He's sluggin .621
And he cried.
Rob: hasnt earned it yet
CTC: Stop saying that.
Rob: Ordonez is a star!
CTC: It's the All-Star game not a Playstation from your parents.
Rob: i'd rather vote for guys who are true stars
CTC: I wanna get the hottest players in there.
Rob: players shouldn't be rewarded for merely three months of heat
CTC: Incorrect.
Rob: gimme the Tilde!
CTC: You just want Jerkwheat to like you.
We'll be back later with the NL?
Rob: as soon as we vote for the DH
CTC: Oh yeah.
Rob: aka David Ortiz
hurt or not hurt
CTC: Not this year man.
No.
Stop doing that.
Rob: wow!
who you got? Hideki Matsui? I wouldnt argue with that
he's a star!
CTC: I do.
Rob: this is a strange universe we live in, indeed
CTC: He possesses that rarest of qualities in a DH.
He doesn't swing like an idiot.
Rob: you're hurting Jose Vidro's feelings
CTC: You know I love Ortiz, but he still hasn't found his groove this year.
I was going to say Jose Vidro as a joke.
Rob: zing!
CTC: But I did that earlier with Adrian Beltre.
Mariner's Fever!
Catch it!
Rob: yeah so we'll be back later with the NL
those lesser creatures
CTC: The ones that live in the middle of the country somewhere.
Rob: /fin

Previewing Interleague: The Return to 1992 Series

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Hey, remember 1992? Johnny Carson signed off, "November Rain" topped the charts, and Cito Gaston's Blue Jays toppled Bobby Cox' Braves in the World Series. Hope you like nostalgia because Gaston and Cox are going to be staring across the diamond at one another again. For three days. This weekend. In a mostly meaningless interleague series. Because they're both sub-.500 teams.

But before he managed the Braves, Bobby Cox was the manager of Toronto and once hired Cito Gaston as a hitting coach. So this series has special special meaning. Perhaps Cox will punch out Gaston's wife for old times' sake. Or perhaps Gaston will bring in Dave Winfield to pinch hit against Charlie Liebrandt. I don't know how these things work.

Here are your pitching matchups:

   Friday: Jair Jurrjens (R) vs Dustin McGowan (R)
   Saturday: Tim Hudson (R) vs John Parrish (L)
   Sunday: Jo-Jo Reyes (L) vs A.J. Burnett (R)

The games will be held in Toronto, so Cox can feel free to use ailing superstar Chipper Jones in the DH role. The Braves are dealing with other injuries, though, including losing backup shortstop Omar Infante in Wednesday's liveglog. That leaves them shorthanded at third base, shortstop, center field, left field, and cultural sensitivity.

Since re-hiring Gaston, the Blue Jays are 3-3 but have scored 6.2 runs per game. Recently called-up left fielder Adam Lind has provided the spark at the bottom of the lineup, hitting .357 with two tater tots and four RBI in the past week. J.P. Ricciardi probably thinks he likes baseball very much and that he plays with passion.

Baseball Before Bedtime: No Action

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Here's what happened in baseball while I told you that we were just good friends

Blue Jays 7, Reds 1: Super-scintillating sensation Edinson Volquez finally got his comeuppance at the hands of the Newly! Improved! Blue Jays. Volquez was tagged for seven runs on six hits and three walks over four and a third innings; his own throwing error to recently-activated-from-the-DL shortstop Jerry Hairston led to two unearned runs. Still, even with an emo Scott Rolen tater tot allowed, Volquez' ERA is a tidy 2.08. Not bad, Ed.

Twins 4, Padres 3: Minnesota overcame its second 3-0 deficit in two days to complete the sweep of lowly San Diego. The Twinkies are hot hot hot, having won nine straight (sorry Nationals, Diamondbacks, and Padres) and remain just a half game behind division-leading Chicargo. Justin Morneau had the big bat as evident by his two-run ding dong that got the Twins on the board in the fourth and his RBI single added as an afterthought in the fifth. A GAME-TYING AFTERTHOUGHT. Morneau is best-remembered for (WILDLY UNDESERVEDLY) winning the 2006 AL MVP.

Yankees 3, Pirates 1 (PPD, rain): Who are the ad wizards who never let the Yankees play afternoon games on getaway days? Eff you, Pittsburgh. That Primanti sandwich tastes like cow asshole.

Astros 7, Rangers 2: Houston choked out Texas. ZING! CHACON JOKE

The Hold Steady: Choking on their own fame and dead on arrival. Fuck. -CTC

Tonight's Questions

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uecker.jpgHey kids, that was a hell of a day on the internet, wasn't it?

  • WILL the Yankees survive staying in the same Pittsburgh hotel as the Furry Convention?

  • WILL I survive getting way sauced and seeing The Hold Steady for the eleventy billionth time?

  • WHAT baseball game are you going to watch tonight? I'm too exhausted to pick out some good ones.

Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.
MIKE PARISI WALKS CLETE THOMAS IN THE BOTTOM OF TENTH. TIGERS WIN 3-2. Here's the shrimp!

linkpunch gorillaSometimes people write better than us. Each Tuesday and Thursday WoW gives you our favorite baseball links we've come across.

  • The good folks at Hugging Harold Reynolds asked me to participate in their Iron Ref competition. So I did. Go vote for me. Hugging Harold Reynolds.

  • Phony Gwynn is none-too-happy with his San Diego Padres' offense, so he creates a list of suggestions how Bud Black can improve it. He forgot: "Use more steroids." And Here Come the Pretzels.

  • Rob suggests that the Cubs abandon their new 'tradition' of having hack celebrities sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and instead have Cub great Ron Santo do it every game. Rob is both smart and has a great name. Goat Riders of the Apocalypse.

  • The Brewers are thinking about changing up their approach to grooming starters on their single A team, having relievers start the game and the starters come in for the fourth. Up is down and black is white, but can you imagine a game started by Eric Gagne? Do not want. MLB.com.

  • Hanley Ramirez is a man of many hats. His latest job has him watering the infield at Dolphins Stadium. I wonder if the groundskeepers do the YMCA there. Sun-Sentinel Blogs.

  • Turn your browser into a bizarro-world TV set. Boing Boing.
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It's a hot time for the beat writers and bloggers at the Houston Chronicle, as the wildest story in all of baseball just happened to the Astros organization. Yes, pitcher Shawn Chacon attacked general managed Ed Wade and got kicked off the team. Blogger Jose de Jesus Ortiz nails the big get: an interview with Houston Astros CEO Drayton McLane.

McLane's first point is valid. You cannot have anarchy on a professional baseball team. These things are businesses and should be run as such. Physical violence should never be the means necessary to get one's point across. Sure, Chacon was upset about his inevitable demotion to the bullpen and wanted to show up management, but perhaps his move should have been a Gandhi-like nonviolent protest instead of a full-out choking.

Still, I think McLane is giving way too much credit to Ed Wade:

"If you shoved a policeman down or any other public servant, can you imagine shoving a principal in a school? It was in full view of several players. Players pulled Chacon and restrained him. There's absolutely no way. You can't defy authority. Even if he disagreed with what they wanted him to do, he should have had the courage to sit down and talk to him."

Ed Wade is an authority figure? Excuse me? Ed Wade, the man who got run out of Philadelphia on a rail? Ed Wade, the man who once got stuck in a tree while parachuting? Ed Wade, the skinny pencil-pushing dweeb who was the runner-up in the recent Worst GM Poll at Bucs Dugout? Please. He's just another employee in a poorly-run organization whose own manager has received zero confidence from his players. Yes, dumping Chacon was the right move, but don't compare Ed Wade to a policeman. That's disrespectful.

On a related note, don't you think the Phillies should pick up Chacon? They need starting pitchers, and the fans would absolutely love him for what he did to Wade. Just sayin'.

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  • 12:10, Rays at Marlins: Fresh off the heels of getting completely pantsed 15-3, the Marlins look to regain some of their dignity and avoid the schweep. They've lost 8 out of 12 overall and are lucky the rest of their division has been losing too. Matt Garza vs. Mark Hendrickson is your matchup.

  • 1:05, Cardinals at Tigers: So the other day I said this Cardinals series could sort some stuff out in both Central divisions. Of course, it hasn't. Today's rubber match pits Todd Wellemeyer against bastion of mediocrity Nate Robertson. Wellemeyer has been on the DEEL for 2 weeks. So... that's something.

  • 2:20, Orioles at Cubs: Jim Edmonds has hit 4 HRs in his last 4 games. According to the fellas at STATS, he's hitting .351 with a .432 OBP at Wrigley since signing with the Cubs. All the doubters (read: everyone) look kinda dumb right now. He looks to stay hot and the Cubs try to snatch some rubber. Rad Liz vs. Jason Marquis.

  • 3:10, White Sox at Dodgers: Hey White Sox, you feel that warm sauerkraut breath on your neck? That the Twins and they're coming for you. Try not to blow it in today's rubber match out in lovely Chavez Ravine. Especially you, John Danks. You'll be squaring off against Young Clayton Kershaw.

  • 3:35, Phillies at A's: Hey the Phils won last night! Their recent struggles have kept them from distancing themselves from the aforementioned Strugglin' Fish. If they want any rubber today they have to snatch it out of RIch Harden's cold Canadian hands. Adam "Alex P. K" Eaton gets the start for The Fightins. Hi Clare.

  • 3:35, Twins at Padres: Hey Minny, you're closer to Ozzie Guillen than it looks. He's just tiny. The Twins have won 9 in a row and are merely 1 game back in the loss column. They've been doing it with great starting pitching. Last night they did it with the bats. They're firing on all cylinders and Ron Gardenhire is so excited that last night he drove his John Deere mower to the liquor store to get some Korbel. Scott Baker vs. Josh Banks, duders.
griffey mom.jpgThe 2008 season has been a renaissance for fan appreciation of Ken Griffey Jr. His 600th home run allowed for some reflection and perspective on his career. Everyone knows the story. Young phenom with huge expectations, fufills those expectations, returns to the team where his family legacy is, career gets hampered by injuries. It's a testament to his skill that no other first ballot Hall Of Famer and member of the 600 HR club will ever have a "what if" conversation about them.

Griffey has always seemed like a likable guy but apart from some stories about locker room pranks and the jock strap incident last year, I'd never felt like I had a real handle on his personality. Well, what better way is there to learn about someone than talking to their mom? Last week, I sat down with my telephone and talked to the first lady in Ken's life, his mother Alberta Griffey.

CTC: So you're up in Cincinnati for the Reds' tribute to Ken's 600th homer. What was that like?

Alberta Griffey: It was very nice. There was a message from Hank Aaron and a message from Willie Mays. I didn't think I could go originally, but they called me yesterday morning and got everything done really quickly. I'm good at packing fast and was on a flight at 11 yesterday morning. We ended up leaving the game early because he said he wasn't going to play. Junior lives close to the stadium and we can just walk back there. Then when I got home I saw that he pinch hit and I wanted to kill him.

CTC: Ha. You shouldn't lie to your mom. What did this milestone mean to Ken? What did it mean to you?

AG: Nothing. Junior's never really cared that much about setting the records. He says that if he breaks them, that's what they're made for but it's not his goal. When he trying to make the Mariners he set 15 rookie spring training records. I thought that was amazing. 15! And that was one of the only times Junior's played a prank on me.

On the day when they were making the last cuts Ken (Sr.) called me up and told me I should probably go to camp to see Junior if he didn't make the team. I was thinking, "How are they not gonna put him on the team, he broke 15 records." But since he was so young I thought there might be a chance, so I went. I was in the hotel when he came back in and he just looked at me sad and said he didn't make it and I went crazy! Then he smiled and laughed and said he made the team. They knew he was going to make it.

CTC: Junior is known for his pranks. Do you have a favorite one?

AG: Probably the one with the cow in Lou (Piniella)'s office.

CTC: I don't know that one.

AG: Oh, no! Well Junior and Lou had made some bet where the loser had to buy a steak dinner for the other one. Well Junior lost the bet. One day Ken was driving home and he saw a field with some cows in it so he got the idea. He went to the owners and told them what he wanted to do, and they liked it. So they put the cow in a truck and took it to Lou's office. When he came back there was the cow next to his desk!

CTC: I'm sure Lou took that well. He doesn't have a temper or anything.

AG: He thought it was funny. They were always doing stuff like that.

CTC: What was Ken like as a kid?

AG: All his teachers used to compliment me on how I raised him. They'd always say, "You know Ken never talks about how his Dad is a ballplayer, he never trades on that." That always made me proud.

CTC: You hear a lot about him being in the clubhouse as a kid. What was that like for him?

AG: He wasn't in the clubhouse that much.

CTC: Oh, so that's kind of a misconception?

AG: Yeah, I mean Ken would take the kids in there sometimes, but not very much. Never after they lost because the guys on the team would be mad and cussing and Ken didn't want them around that. They'd go in sometimes when they won, but not very much.

CTC: How about when Junior and Senior played together on the Mariners? That must have been a trip.

AG: Oh my god. Ken and Junior's habits were so much alike. They warmed up the same way they did everything the same. I remember on TV they had a split screen of them just walking up the dugout steps the same. I was like "You have got to be kidding me," haha. It's gone away a little bit as Junior's gotten older. He's developed his own habits. Now people say "Oh my god he looks just like his mother."

CTC: What did it mean to you when he went to play for the Reds?

AG: It cut back on my traveling time! Back when he was with Seattle I'd know that if I was going to go see him anywhere I'd have to pack two suitcases. But now I can just pack one which is good. I only bring a carry on because a little while back they put my Louis Vuitton underneath the plane and they cut it and I said, "No way. No one is cutting my Louis Vuitton ever again."

CTC: Yeah I wouldn't wanna mess with your stuff. You sound tough.

AG: Haha. Yeah now if I have to put anything underneath I do it in a regular bag.

CTC: How does Ken deal with the rash of injury problems he's had in Cincinnati?

AG: The thing about Junior's injuries is that all but one of them have happened on the field while running or trying to make a play. He plays so hard and that's why he's gotten hurt. No one really mentions that when they talk about the injuries. I think sometimes he tries to come back too soon too, but he hates being off the field. He keeps his own positive attitude.

CTC: There have been rumors swirling around. Is Ken coming back to Florida (where Alberta lives)?

AG: Oh you know they're always talking about (the Reds) making trades and breaking down the team every year. But it doesn't happen. They say that every year, you can't believe the rumors.

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News out of Los Angeles is that prolific right-handed relief pitcher Scott Proctor is headed to the disabled list with an elbow injury. Seems as though Proctor was originally going to be optioned to Triple-A Las Vegas but after some prodding by manager Joe Torre, Proctor admitted he had an ouchie on his pitching arm. Sounds a little suspect to me! What gives, Dodgers beat writer Tony Jackson?

"I know it sounds like he just did that to keep from going to the minor leagues," Torre said. "But I checked with (trainer) Stan (Conte), and I think he had the same conversation with (Proctor) late last night." Torre went on to say that Proctor isn't the type of pitcher to admit -- either to his manager or to himself -- that he is hurt. "Scotty is that guy who figures that even in spite of it, he can go out and get people out," Torre said. Torre said Proctor was even willing to accept the option and go to Vegas and pitch hurt, but that club officials weren't going to allow him to do that.

What is it with professional baseball players not wanting to go to Las Vegas? First, Marcus Giles signed a minor league deal to play for the 51's and even started driving to Vegas before he turned around at the last minute. Now, the Proctor thing. Next thing you know, Andre Ethier will refuse assignment to Las Vegas because the restaurant scene is stagnant.

As for Mr. Proctor, the Fifth Outfielder blog took a sabermetric look at Scott's numerous appearances. They figured out that among the top ten pitchers in relief innings over the past three seasons, Proctor had the highest ERA and the only negative Win Probability Added. Basically: he reduced his team's chances of winning when entering the game.

(We owe a Coke to Baseball Musings)

Baseball Before Bedtime: She's in Parties

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Here's what happened in baseball while learning lines in the rain

Giants 4, Indians 1: Barry Zito threw 6 and 2/3 innings of 4-hit ball to lead San Francisco to a series win in Cleveland against the hapless Indians. With the Royals win over the Rockies, the Indians move to last place in the AL Central, but they're still third to last place in my heart. Jose Castillo's tater tot led the Giants while Brian Wilson collected his NL-leading 21st save.

Royals 4, Rockies 2: Luke Hochevar had his longest and bestest outing of his season, lasting 8 solid innings and holding the Rox to two runs on seven hits with just 95 pitches. The Royals offense scored four runs on eight hits, but don't tell Joe Posnanski that they walked exactly zero times. Brad Hawpe's seventh inning solo ding-dong was just not enough to topple the Royals; Joakim Soria picked up his 21st save.

Nationals 5, Angels 4: Scot Shields failed the Angels by giving up two untimely singles in the ninth inning. Jesus Flores provided the walkoff hit after Elijah Dukes led off the inning with a single and moved to second on a Lastings Milledge groundout. The Angels had tied up the game in the 8th on a Howie Kendrick sac fly but failed to hold off the streaking Nats...they've now won one in a row! Aaron Boone collected his 1000th hit, joining his grandfather Ray, his father Bob, his brother Bret, and his uncle Pat at that milestone.

As per Baseball Musings, Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon has been suspended for choking out general manager Ed Wade.

"He started yelling and cussing," Chacon said of Wade. "I'm sitting there and I said to him very calmly, 'Ed, you need to stop yelling me. Then I stood up and said 'you better stop yelling at me.' I stood up. He continued and was basically yelling and stuff and was like, 'You need to (expletive) look in the mirror.' So at that point I lost my cool and I grabbed him by the neck and threw him to the ground. I jumped on top of him because at that point I wanted to beat his (butt). Words were exchanged."

Thousands of Phillies fans think "Why didn't we try that?"

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Yes I Am a Soxapologist

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Much hoopla has been made over my suggestion that multiple nationally-televised Red Sox games were actually good for fans. Our pal 'Duk at Big League Stew linked the story, questioned my sanity, and declared "Thank god for Extra Innings." Well then.

I'm a die-hard, dyed in the wool Yankees fan but I would never shy away from an opportunity to salute the Red Sox organization. They're just so well run nowadays! Heck, I've got many friends who are fans of Boston (more than I have of Yankees fan friends) but they're all rational and wonderful people. None of them are crazy "Tahhmmy from Quinzee" types.

I stand by my opinion, but I'd also like to point out the fact that I once considered starting a blog called "The Sports Apologist". Obviously this never got off the ground or even materialized outside of my own noggin, but the concept would be as such: I would have taken the least popular opinions in the sportsblogosphere and defend them in a clever and/or amusing way.

I tend to do that sometimes with my Walkoff Walk pieces, like with my Omar Minaya defense or even my Willie Randolph defense. Heck, I hate the Mets, but I sure would like to see justice served for every individual who isn't really doing that bad of a job.

Hopefully I won't ever sink so low to become merely a contrarian, but if I do, please call me out on it. So I won't hesitate now to implore our entire readership to watch tonight's Red Sox-Diamondbacks matchup, as old timers Randy Johnson and Tim Wakefield face off on ESPN2 at 7PM. Please to enjoy.

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It's intraleague madness here at Walkoff Walk as the Milwaukee Brewers take on the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field. Look out, Bobby Cox! The Brewers are going for the sweep! Major League Baseball has blessed us with just one afternoon game today, so we're stuck with Jorge Campillo (who beat the Brewers last month) versus Jeff Suppan, he of the hefty 5.70 road ERA. Oh crap, if this is a Brewers road game, I won't be able to enjoy the dulcet tones of Mr. Bob Uecker.

Chipper Jones is out yet again so I won't be updating you on the .400 watch.

The great Tom Haudricourt has the lineups and analysis at his Brewers Blog but stay here for all your mildly snarky comments. After the jump, of course.

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  • 1:05, Brewers at Braves: The Braves have their ass on the edge of the dustpan this afternoon. It would be the Brewers first ever sweep in Atlanta. The Braves were once nearly invincible at home but have lost 6 of their last 8 at Bovine University. Chipper Jones is out of the lineup for the fourth straight game and Mark Texiera will continue to try and carry the load. It's Suppan vs. Campillo and Mr. Iracane will have the timestamped breakdown for you in a half hour.
dodgers chef.jpgWe all now how much I love me some MLBlogs. I've also made it known that I like the Dodgers. What you may not know about me is that I'm a Japanese Hot Pot aficionado. So, Andre Ethier's new restaurant review blog, Dining With Dre combines my passions in a way not seen since www.toplesswomeninglassesalphabetizingarecordcollection.com

Yes, kids, the young Dodgers' outfielder has found a place to let his taste buds type.

Thanks to everyone for taking a look at my new blog, where I'll be reviewing restaurants around the Los Angeles area throughout the season. I can't really call myself an expert or a true food critic, but I love to try new restaurants and so we though it would be cool to show off some of my favorites...or maybe some of those that I won't be going back to anytime soon.

Oh, snap. Take note restaurateurs of the greater Los Angeles area. 'Dre's not gonna spit out some fluff piece if he's not digging your chow. Watch out A.A. Gill! He's only reviewed one place so far and it was a Japanese joint in a strip mall. Ethier explains that he's got a taste for the orient ever since sampling some of the cuisine with Takashi Saito. Watch out, Mrs. Saito, nudge nudge. Am I right people? But I digress. Let's see what Andre has to say about the food.

"The salmon carpaccio we tried first, which was made of thin sliced raw salmon asparagus, white onion with extra virgin olive oil and ponzu sauce. It was excellent -- not any overwhelming taste -- just a great new twist on an old Italian staple."

"The first was the pork plate, containing business card thin slices and I emphasize "business card thin" because paper thin would just not be right. The pork is a great pink color -- almost a salmon tint. It is all lean with the exception of one side which contains a small strip of fat for that little extra flavor."


I actually took a culinary journalism class this spring. While Andre has a tendency to reuse some adjectives and modifiers (also I think he must have created a keyboard shortcut for "ponzu sauce") I definitely give him high marks for writing so in depth about the food. If Todd Jones tried to do this I imagine it would say, "The meat was fuckin' good. I flipped over the table."

So cheers to you, Andre. I'll keep reading. I look forward to your column about eating sushi off of Alyssa Milano.
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Last night, Seattle knuckleballer R.A. Dickey made just his second start of the year and shut down the New York Metropolitans for seven innings, lowering his ERA a full run in the process. After telephoning fellow brethren Tim Wakefield before the game for some tips, kid allowed just seven baserunners and struck out five; he got Trot Nixon to strike out swinging twice. Granted, this was a Mets lineup that saw a tired David Wright sitting in favor of Fernando Tatis and had just Jose Reyes as the only fella under 30, but for a knuckleballer to be so effective for seven innings on the road is ce