Here's what happened in baseball while you were the boy in the corduroy
pants
Tigers 7, Giants 2: Look out, here come the Tigers! No, seriously, they're going to maul you with their claws and/or teeth.
Orioles 2, Astros 1: Look out, those Astros sure hate the American League East! No, seriously, they'd rather not play any more teams from that division.
Rays 5, Cubs 4: Look out, the Rays are unstoppable at home! No, seriously, the white trash in that dump likes to bring cowbells to the game.
Braves 5, Rangers 2: Look out, the Braves have a new closer! No, seriously, Mike Gonzalez is back, in Brave form.
I really would like to see Tom Petty in concert someday before I die. No, seriously, I do.
No, seriously, it's "the white trash in that dump like to bring cowbells to the game.
Why do white sox fans bring cow bells to Rays games?
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Grammar schmammer.
Palehose, not really a big Petty fan but I've seen him play with both Dylan and Johnny Cash as well as open for the Greatful Dead and he put on a great show each time.