Breaking: Shawn Chacon Chokes a Bitch, Gets Suspended

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As per Baseball Musings, Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon has been suspended for choking out general manager Ed Wade.

"He started yelling and cussing," Chacon said of Wade. "I'm sitting there and I said to him very calmly, 'Ed, you need to stop yelling me. Then I stood up and said 'you better stop yelling at me.' I stood up. He continued and was basically yelling and stuff and was like, 'You need to (expletive) look in the mirror.' So at that point I lost my cool and I grabbed him by the neck and threw him to the ground. I jumped on top of him because at that point I wanted to beat his (butt). Words were exchanged."

Thousands of Phillies fans think "Why didn't we try that?"

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Kaz Tadano did this once, but got away with it by claiming that he was just experimenting.


Also, Ed Wade is a fuck.

Should have been you, Steve Philips.

The Greeley Tribune? Was the fight at a meatpacking plant?

All Shawn wanted was a Pepsi and Ed wouldn't give it to him.

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