Somebody Puked Up Baseball Logos Onto Lady Liberty

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Erudite Philadelphia blogger Dan McQuade sends us photographs of those horrid MLB-embossed Lady Liberty statues that are terrorizing New York City. I've been disturbed by photographs on the Internet many, many times but nothing has burned my retina quite like this Minnesota Twins-themed Statue of Liberty:


Christ, what are those two guys doing down there? Shaking hands directly over Lady Liberty's bush? That's perverted.

Photographs by Vernon Balanza. (link updated...whoops!)


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23 Comments

I just hope it's not poor and unwashed.

Really? You think Lady Liberty's legs are that short? My guess is her vag is a couple inches higher. Someone will have to go look up under her dress to confirm.

Statues of Liberty on Parade... inside the Manhattan Mall?

WTF?

I don't ever endorse vandalism, but these things should be pushed into the East River.

What, no baseball team-themed POGs?

Reason number 1,467,311 why the terrorists hate us

If the handshake is over Liberty's vag, then the Mississippi is flowing directly from it.

I actually think it's kind of cool.

-Ducks head

I don't ever endorse vandalism, but these things should be pushed into the East River.

We just need mini Cloverfield Monsters to take them out.

@ Freetzy
So that's why the Mississippi stinks like fish. I thought it was from all the dead carp.

There's a White Sox version at Broadway on the south side of Union Square that is just begging to be trashed. I'm just afraid MLB is watching it on satellite.

Anyone who can find the Seattle Mariners or Cincinnati Reds statue and get a picture of it with you mooning it wins $50 from CTC.

STOP GIVING AWAY MY MONEY, PEEDINK

Christ, what are those two guys doing down there? Shaking hands directly over Lady Liberty's bush?

I think that's St. Paul's answer to The Eiffel Tower... they call it the Wells Fargo Building.

Yes.

Iracane, how about just a picture of me taking a dump? That way you get both my ass and a fair approximation of Cincinnatti.

Make it into a bowl of spaghetti and you've got Skyline Chili.

....the Aristocrats!

An almost perfect example of a callback. Iracane, you're a comedic genius.

@ CTC
Speaking of comidic genius, I used your "Ben 'Stained' Sheets" joke a couple of times at the Twins/Brewers game yesterday. It went over real well.

Comedic. Duh.

Make it "commodic" and you've got yourself a winner.

Why are the internets so slow today? Is everyone roasting Daulerio to kick off his editorial tenure or something?

Americaaaaaa. Fuck yeah.

They're shaking hands over her Randy Bush.

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