Hey kids bring me my slippers then tune in to find out:- WHO is master of the AL East?
- HOW many guys will blow saves in Atlanta?
- WHAT will Dontrelle Willis look like in his first start in 2 months? My guess: funny windup, crooked hat.
- IN which inning will Randy Johnson record a strikeout and pass Roger Clemens on the all-time list?
- WHO is pitching for the Mets and Yanks? I forget.
Funny windup, crooked hat, bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries in back pocket.
Chamberlain's first start is overshadowing the first (I think) start of another bullpen stalwart - Tom Mastny.
Rhames Liz also making his first start tonight
Liz Lemon is starting for the New York Neurotics
@Me
IT's Radhames and it's his first start of the year.
Hopefully Tom Mastny can hold Texas to less than 9 runs tonight.
Rodham, Hill. is making her last start of the year tonight.
If Atlanta blows another save my TV may not make another start
I just lost a tiny piece of skin opening a bottle of beer. That means good luck right?
Also this bud light tastes like pig asshole
Chipper with a 3 run ding dong. Wheeeee
I made it through five beers and i only hurt myself once
Fans at yankee stadium get very excited about Village People songs about anonymous gay sex.
Worst game i've ever been to. Had nothing to do with Joba. Whole team just ate pig asshole.
Was at CBP for the Phils-Reds tilt tonight and cursed audibly when I saw that Griff was not in the lineup. AGAIN. Note to Dusty Baker: I did not let someone pay good money for the tickets they gave me just so you can let KG Jr hit his 600th Funny Bone at home.
Part 2 of my gripping saga:
The Kid pinch hit in the bottom of the 7th with the Reds down one and the bases empty. Flash Gordon walked him on four straight and the Philly faithful booed Gordon heartily after ball 2, not because he might put the tying run on first, but instead because he was depriving them of their chance to see a monumental home run.
The lesson: Philly fans live for the now. And boo everything else.
Oh, and no part of my night can be compared to pig asshole.
Me: 1
Rob: 0
Honeynut: 25
Rob: negative eleventy
You definitely get extra points for calling a home run a "funny bone."
Tom Mastny may not have had a great start tonight -- but he still has one of the better sounding baseball names since the great Fred Fugly.
Mastny is sweet, but its no "Red Schoendienst".