Hey kids bring me my slippers then tune in to find out:
- WHO is master of the AL East?
- HOW many guys will blow saves in Atlanta?
- WHAT will Dontrelle Willis look like in his first start in 2 months? My guess: funny windup, crooked hat.
- IN which inning will Randy Johnson record a strikeout and pass Roger Clemens on the all-time list?
- WHO is pitching for the Mets and Yanks? I forget.