Tonight's Questions

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baby-lobster.jpgHey kids, your mother didn't notice I was gone did she?

  • DID you know the Snakes are only 2 games over .500? Recent struggles have dimmed it a little but this series against the Red Sox has a whiff of postseason. Haren takes on Beckett.

  • CAN Felix Hernandez and Johan Santana please please please turn tonight's game into the epic duel that it has the potential to be? The Mariners' lineup won't object, I swear.

  • WHAT about Jeff Francis and Brian Bannis....zzzzzzz

  • HAVE you forgotten Lobster Baby? It hasn't forgotten you.

  • CAN the Braves sustain their hot hitting against Ben Sheets and the Crew?

  • HOW many innings will it take for The Senators to score on John Lackey?

Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel

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With all the REM posts I'm less worried about Mom than I am my little brother. You know, cause REM is gay, am I right?

Caption: New England McDonalds Gear Up For The Lobster Roll Special

Hey kids, your mother didn't notice I was gone did she?


No, the plastic's still on the furniture.

Yay! Love me some lobster baby. Not in that way, sickos.

Hey kids, your mother didn't notice I was gone did she?
Nah, she's still mixin' the highballs.

Wheee Mark Richt is in the crowd cheering on the Diamond Dogs.

This should be the college world series song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnD9OqCpMas

Not that whack o.a.r. song

True Story: I JUST found out that "Farthammer" is a fetish porn site, whereas upon the completion of sex, a fart is laid upon the comely young lass. I was not aware. I find it hilarious, but also disturbing and I may change my handle now.

Farthammer, you may have just crossed through the looking glass but we've all been here for well over three months.

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH SUCH A NAME WITHOUT KNOWING THE FETISH PORN SITE

Farthammer, that is beautiful. Would that be considered soft-core scat?
Not that I would know anything about that, or anything.

Fantasy Football gave birth to the name like 8 years ago. Was that site around then?

In any event, my mind is officially blown. Expect something different tomorrow. Then in 3 months I'll find out that name is unoriginal as well.

I'm not sure I want to continue to blog at a website that doesn't have a commenter named Farthammer.

/pours out first ounce of 40

Boooooooooooooooooooo don't change

We have one of the top twenty hits at Google for the search term farthammer.

FELIX HERNANDEZ KING DONG! 1ST AL PITCHER TO DO SO SINCE 1745! WHY IS CAPS LOCK STILL ON? THIS NEWS IS 90 MINUTES OLD!

You guys all just "clobbered my boys" with love. I guess I'll stay Farthammer.

Yay Fartie!
I'll buy you a beer if/when there's a SF WoW pants par-tay.

I'm going Saturday to the A's Giants game; you and anyone else associated with this website should go.

Georgia takes the lead in the bottom of the 8th!

Damn, the Red Sox are trying to bat to get JD Drew an at-bat. This, well, it's fucking weird.

1 down, 1 to go!

@ businessorleisure,

Is it as weird as what you just typed? Because I have no idea what is going on right now.

JD Drew takes approximately 37 pitches and hits a sac fly. Both typical and atypical Drew there. Fucking weird.

TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES PENA.

@farthammer

sorry

I got drunk all day at work. It'll happen.

@Farthammer: can't go this Saturday. Definitely up for another time.

God damn you Phillas. Don't do whatever it is you are doing. Come drink in the Oakland parking lot, hang out with me and Trackstar, and watch your Giants get smoked.

It's my birthday on Friday, and friends want to celebrate on Saturday. Can't not do my birthday!

Celebrate with friends or watch a baseball game with a stranger you know from the internet...it is obvious which is the correct answer.

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