Tonight's Questions

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Fun fact of the night. The Twins are going against their 4th former Cy Young winner in the last 5 games.

Fun fact #2: Tonight, Charlie Manuel will leave hang his starter out to dry for the fourth time in the last five games.

Fun fact #3: David Wright is going to hit a 600-ft tater tot off of Miguel Batista.

Phillas, we're coming for you tonight!

Fun Fact #4: Mets have decided to fold up shop in June instead of September like last year.

Hmmm....Zito's on the mound. Get the ding dongs while you can, Tribe!

Tonight Zito faces the mighty Jeremy Sowers. Actually, stats aside, he is a damn good pitcher. He tends to throw five or six shutdown innings followed by an inning of batting practice.

Omar attacks Jhonny Peralta before the game and changes into his uniform. Then he heads out to the field, hoping no one notices, to play one more game as the Indians shortstop.

Omar attacks Jhonny Peralta in the locker rooms before tonight's game and changes into his uniform. Then he heads out to the field, hoping no one notices, to play one more game as the Indians shortstop.

Phillas attacks Chief Wahoo in the comment section before tonight's game and makes him cry. Then he heads out to the field, hoping no one notices, to play one more game as the Indians shortstop.

I am not emotionally capable of dealing with another Yankee loss in Pirateland.

Barry Zito witnesses all the attacks. Then he writes a hacky, John Mayer-esque song about it, donates $400 to the troops for all of his Strikeouts this year, then cries on the mound.

The other ones were laughable but Farthammer's comment was actually believable.

Off topic, but "Billy" from "Predator" and "48 Hours" is running for "Governor" of "Kentucky."

Phillas, the only time I cried in my adult life was when the Browns left The Cleve. That includes the death of two grandparents and a parent, personally witnessing 9/11, Jose Mesa blowing a world series, and my dog getting run over. I also cut onions and laugh. Do your best.

Everyone is invited to my house for the 4th of July.

Farthammer, you okay with firearms and drugs?

@Farthammer

Don't blame me, I voted for Carl Weathers.

Firearms are outstanding. The only drugs I do anymore are alcohol and the occasional spliff, but feel free to bring any type of snortable or injectable narcotics.

Freetzy,

Action Jackson Carl Weathers > Dillon Carl Weathers.

@Wahoo
Are you serious? I think you need a good cry; it's very unhealthy to let so much stuff bottle up. I'm going to ask Rob to get you in touch with Geoff Baker.

Miguel Batista is a very, very, very, very bad pitcher.

Camp Tiger Claw texted me and asked me to share the following information. He hit a three-run tater tot in softball and followed it up by chugging an entire bottle of Marie's Super Blue Cheese.

FYI I fucked up the entire blog before while trying to fix the archives but everything should be okay now.

@Chief
yeah, but what about paper cuts? I mean, really bad paper cuts?

fucking Fresno State

/Pours out first ounce of pinot in honor of Matt_T's fallen homies.

I'll drink some Racer 5 IPA for Matt_T.

If any of you wouldn't bang that thick blonde chick who does the video questions on Jeopardy!....then I got nothing to say to you.

In other news, Kurt Suzuki needs to hold on to the god damn ball.

If I never do anything else, let it be said that I created a site with amazing commenters.

amen to farthammer's comment about the jeopardy girl.

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