Baseball After Bedtime: I've Been Waiting

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Here's what happened in baseball when I didn't think I'd find you perfect in so many ways"

Marlins 6, Nationals 5 (10): Walkoff wildness continues for the Nats, only this time they're on the shit end of the stick. Hanley Ramirez' ding-dong tied the game in the ninth and Josh Willingham's third career tater tot pushed the Marlins to the win. Jon Rauch ate the loss and it tasted quite bitter with a hint of tartness.

Blue Jays 2, Mariners 0: Sorry Seattle. You're not beating up on the little sisters of the poor anymore. After sweeping a weekend interleague series with the Padres, the Mariners got a handful of Halladay and it tasted like dirt with a hint of hay. Roy Halladay notched his tenth career shutout as Rod Barajas and Vernon Wells provided the run-scoring plays. R.A. Dickey was the hard luck loser, but don't feel bad for him, he's gonna play Xbox with the Mariner Moose to get over it.

Diamondbacks 6, Brewers 3: Former University of Virginia third baseman Mark Reynolds powered Arizona back to one game over .500 and Doug Davis improved his record to 3-3 with the win. Most importantly, Eric Byrnes strained his left hamstring just one week after coming off the DL with a strained right hamstring. Sucker.

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Full disclosure: I've been in Philly since 10PM waiting for my sister to have her baby and I just found out there is free wireless in the waiting room.

Also tastes like dirt with a hint of hay?


Only took 11 hours to figure out free wifi? Quick one you are.

(hope mother and baby are doing fine)

Five hours were spent sleeping, and five were spent not actually having a computer. The other one hour was spent horrified at a two month old Jay Leno show.

Sleep? Slacker. In all seriousness best of luck to your sis. It's pretty cool of you to be there for her.

You know what is bullshit? Pickles on hot dogs. I can't imagine a bigger sign of depravity.


Is that some kind of double-entendre?

No, it's what morons in Chicago eat, and since the Sox won last night I have a pathological need to insult the city.

They do get credit for the Dago Beef sandwich but their shitty pizza cancels that out.

So this isn't based in any reality but I think that Rob's sis and bro in law are going to name the kid after me. Yup that's right,

Camp Tiger Claw: The Baby

There's a brother-in-law? I assumed Iracane was the father.

How about we just call her Baby Claw for short?

You'll have to pardon me if I wait for Camp Tiger Claw: The Baby - The Musical! The Movie...The Sequel.

Starring Nathan Lane as Rob Iracane!

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