Dress Your Family In Cotton & Shrimp

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wowshirt.jpgHey kids, do you like to wear shirts? Do you hate to wear shirts but friends and family are always making you put one on? If you answered yes to either question, I've got good news. We made Walkoff Walk stuff.

Yes, in association with the fine people at Skreened, we done set up a store with a few different fineries. Just visit http://skreened.com/walkoffwalk to check everything out. There's the shrimp shirt you see at left, in both guy and girl sizes. That logo also adorns a bag (good for carrying whiskey) and a baby onesie (good for making you need whiskey).

If the shimp isn't your style, we've also taken care of you OPS freaks with The Patterson Shirt. Also available for guys and girls and in a couple different colors.

Skreened does everything on American Apparel, so you know where the stuff is being made. AA stuff can run a little small, when in doubt order a size up. They use a unique water based printing system that is actually softer and longer lasting than traditional screenprinting. The quality is top notch and we decided to sell everything at cost. We're making exactly $0.00 to keep prices low. I think it's a good deal for everyone involved.

So check it out (scroll down to see everything), order what you like, and enjoy it. Thanks.

Also, thanks to gentleman, scholar and all around good guy Ryan Pritchard for designing the shrimp logo.

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36 Comments

Nice. I can't wait to start wearing mine and then having to explain it to pretty much everyone I run into.

Next design sent to the printer: "I liveglogged the 15 inning All-Star Game and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

Next time maybe you guys can make something that's not ugly! Baby steps, though... don't hurt yourselves.

U.S. dollars?

WHAT NO PINK HATS

Since deadspin already has Pants Parties, I guess now WoW will have to have Shirt Parties?

I'm going to get arrested wearing mine so it will be on the Smoking Gun.

Free Publicity!

If I thought an aquatic creature like a shrimp was capable of dry-humping, then that's what I would think he's doing to that baseball.

Does the shirt play yackety sax?

I musta been out of town when the shrimp thing was explained. Educate me on it; otherwise I am getting the Corey Patterson shirt.

NO haiku for the Patterson Shirt?


Corey Patterson
leading off your bat can not
do any good at all


What, no man-ziers for the husky WoW reader with man boobs?

@Donkey - leave FutureMrs out of this.


@Farthammer - here ya go-- http://www.walkoffwalk.com/2008/04/phillies-win-on-walkoff-walk11.html

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

Thanks for the history lesson. IF you blink you can miss those WoW's.

Keep your filthy haiku bullshit outta here. Haiku is for housewives and schoolgirls.

@ Rob

And Gregg Easterbrook. Nuff said.

Dammit, now I remember why I forgot about the shrimp thing: I can't watch videos at work. I'll have to remember to watch it when I get home.

@Rob,

Gregggg Easterbrook is a female?

What are the chances that while wearing one of those shirts you run into another WOW reader?

The odds are 1:1 if I'm wearing it to bed.

@bctwinksfan: about as good as getting laid while wearing one.

Better question. If you do run into someone what are the chances that the person will admit that they read WOW?

"What are the chances that while wearing one of those shirts you run into another WOW reader?"

Less than the chances of two of us readers having the same birthday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_paradox

Oh snap, I like it. Since I missed out on the sex cannon ones over at KSK I'll have to get me one of these

Skreened does everything on American Apparel, so you know where the stuff is being made.

well, that explains the shrimp fucking the ball.

Since I missed out on the sex cannon ones over at KSK I'll have to get me one of these

I don't see the correlation, but please to enjoy!

Needs more slightly attractive, underage-looking models in suggestive poses.

So the Patterson shirt is available in Grey and.... Orchid? No, like, white, or red? Just.... Orchid?

$16? Do you know how many biers that is? (A: 4.6 at my local bar.)

I'm holding out for the What's Up Creampuff related garb.

CTC just added the Patterson shirt in 'white' for you, honeynuts.

@Rob I need a semi-obscure website shirt with an inside joke that will take ten minutes to explain in an effort to combat all the world of warcraft folks who have claimed the WoW acronym but also in an effort to support a quality site by showing a shrimp dry-humping a baseball. Also, some punctuation might be nice.

Needs more XXXL.

@ Chief
Are you sending one to CC as a parting gift?

ZING!!!

I will buy one and then Farthammer will buy one and then we'll wear ours to a Giants game and then be bff!

@Rob
Does this mean I have to buy one? I complain just to complain. I like the fish-themed shirt better. But thatns for responding to reader concerns!

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