Buried in the Emil Brown alleged sexual assault case is the fact that his accuser, Jennifer Haigh, is a former stripper. As recently as January 2008, Haigh was working at Diamond Joe's topless bar in North Kansas City. She also worked at a strip club named Pure in late 2007. Here's Brown's attorney Greg Leyh defending his client, from the Kansas City Daily Record:
Leyh, of the Gladstone firm Leyh & Leyh, denied any wrongdoing on Brown's part. He also denied that Brown entered a contract with Haigh. "There's no assault," he said. "There are no criminal charges and no basis for criminal charges. "This is called extortion," Leyh added. "This is an ex-stripper who's trying to extort somebody that she thinks is a target. That's all it is."
So maybe Emil Brown is really a stand-up guy who just likes to invite strippers to his house for his own personal enjoyment, allegedly not unlike former Kansas City Chiefs footballers Mike Bragg, Greg Wesley, Ryan Sims, Dante Hall and Craphonso Thorpe. According to Jennifer's testimony, she and her stripper friends had frequented the houses of said players, and one of her friends dated Bragg. Allegedly.
I attempted to read the 150+ page deposition given by Ms. Haigh, but halfway throu....zzzzzzzzzz.

Slow day?
If the deposition is putting you to sleep, try doing some blow. Coincidentally that is also an excellent way to lure strippers home with you.
@bc morneau fan: it's either this or we post another chat where we talk about the best players of the first half.
Are those elbow patches?
"Correction, Marge: TWO perfectly good jackets."
@Rob Iamayankeehomer
Anything is better than this.
I for one am enthralled with the saga of Emil.
@Farthammer
I prefer Emilgate '08. It has a nice ring to it
Stay tuned for later today when we break the story of Melvin Mora's unpaid parking tickets.
Slow day, yes, but I'm digging Emil's homage to Rodin's "The Thinker."
but halfway throu....zzzzzzzzzz
You made it through 75 pages? How? I don't know that I would have made it past the cover pa...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You forgot Former FSU Seminole in front of Craphonso Thorpe.
Smart move by a guy accused of sexual assault to hire an attorney named Leyh.