Massive Move In Manatee Metropolis

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jason bay.jpgAccording to sources The Tampa Bay Rays have acquired Jason Bay from the Pittsburgh Pirates for minor league SS Reid Brignac and and minor league right-hander Jeff Niemann.

The Rays are players, man. This will most likely move Eric Hinske to first and put Carlos Pena at DH. They're serious down in Hillsborough County, indeed.

JULIA TUCKER PUT THE JASON BAY SONG BACK UP, DAMMIT.

UPDATE Not so fasto, amigo. There seems to be a slight hangup regarding the minor leaguers the Rays are to send.

UPDATE 2: Ken Rosenthal says it's not happening. Ken Rosenthal is also a twerp, but he may be right.

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Jay Bay Okay as Tampa Bay Ray

Cliff Floyd, however, says fuck you, Camp Tiger Claw.

Did he injure himself while saying it?

This trade is equivalent to buying a replacement cellphone charger at the AT&T store. Sure, it's convenient and you need one, but it'll cost ya.

Also, Jason Bay can recharge electronic equipment with his turdcutter.

WHITE FOLKS GANGSTAS IN THE CLUB SAY A BAY BAY

turdcutter = rectum?

@Rob, you don't say.

Three River givers deliver shivers down AL East spines, livers.

turdcutter = fartbox

What does Ray J. Johnson say about Bay to Rays?

Guhhhh. All this Manny talk with no money shot. I feel cheated.

Some dumb Marlins fan sent me a link earlier with the title "MANNY TRADED!" I hurriedly clicked on it, only to be led to a Rumors page on MLB.com.

Long story longer, Marlins fans stink.

You know a Marlins fan? WTF

Massive Deadline News: Nobody has any clue what the fuck is going on.

This trade deadline was a bigger let down than the Matrix sequels.

I CANNOT BELIEVE WIPSTOPAR MANCHEESTO IS STAYING PUT

@ Rob I
I know exactly one fan of each NL East team. When we all get together, we form a robot that plays slightly above average baseball.

ESPN.com:

The deadline has passed, and it appears the White Sox's acquisition of Ken Griffey Jr. will be the big deal of the day.

What day is this? Where am I???

@Jiegel - it damn near killed 'em.

/obligatory

Gordon Edes on NESN reporting Manny traded. No details yet.

IS DONKEY TIME REALLY JAY GLAZER???

Manny to Dodgers, Bay to Red Sox, prospects to Pirates...maybe.

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