May Magnificat: Today's Afternoon Games

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  • 12:05, Tigers at Indians: My, there were a substantial amount of runs scored by these two teams last night. 26 to be exact. Cleveland hit 5 home runs and still lost despite Fernando Rodney blowing a save. Bring back Jones! Today pits Justin Verlander against MANNY RAMIREZ. I mean Fausto Carmona. Sorry force of habit.

  • 2:05 Cubs at Brewers: The Brewers came into this series feeling great but are coming out in rougher shape than your mother. They've scored but 7 runs in the first three games of this series. Facing Rich Harden today, their asses are firmly on the edge of the dustpan, with only MANNY RAMIREZ, I mean Dave Bush to save them.


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That picture has to be photoshopped, or super-imposed, or altered in someway, right? TELL ME CUBS DO NOT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE

Man Bear Pig

Gammons is reporting the Manny deal as being close to dead. Looks like the Marlins finally came to their senses and asked for more cash and prospects, so the Sox are walking.

What's superimposed?

Fuckin MORON!

Have you ever seen a picture of a cub?.....on weeeeeeed, man?

WHO CARES ABOUT GAMES ON THE FIELD WHEN WE CAN CARE ABOUT GAMES IN THE FRONT OFFICES

And also, Fribbles.

No Harden/Bush joke? FAIL.

@ freetzy

I thought that sounded familiar. Dammit.

Needless to say, I agree with you UTFLW.

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