Mostly Naked Woman At Skydome!

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topless.jpgHey, alright! Rogers Centre has finally made amends for the debacle of 4/1/90. This lass you see at left, was spotted traipsing around her hotel room wearing little but a thong and her contempt for JP Riccardi (I assume).

Just before 4 p.m., in the seventh inning, Sun photographer Dave Abel caught pictures of the woman leaning up against the glass in a suite next to the Jumbotron.

"The Jumbotron videographer told me I might want to look at the suite to the left of the screen, so I looked up, and there she was," Abel said. "You don't see that every day at a Blue Jays game.

You sure don't! You see lots of guys making a ton of money for being injured and other guys openly hating their coach until their old coach from the 90s comes back like a reanimated TGIF star, but not topless women. Well ok, there might be a slight history of lewdness at the park.

Since it opened in 1989, there have been at least three incidents at the hotel where couples were having sex in plain view of tens of thousands of fans, as well as one incident when a man was thrown out of the hotel for masturbating at the window, believing it was one-way glass.

Hey now! Who let Iracane into Canada? Maybe the offender was pretending that Kelly Gruber was actually Beverly D'Angelo from behind. A hearty +1 goes out to Ottawa Sun writer Brynn Weese who tells us that the Blue Jays are 2-3 in games where someone is found "naked or getting it on."

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You don't see that every day at a Blue Jays game
But you do at the Liberal BeeJays game.

That bird's got no feathers!

SCHWING

Give the guy a break. I'm sure many a man would feel the need to pleasure himself once he was given such a great view of Devon White's ass.

Ernie Whitt finds this too salacious for a family-oriented baseball website.

Dude. Where do I make reservations for this place? What's that you say? I have to sit through a Blue Jays game? Eh, fuck that.

Also: these other incidents you speak of... were the offending parties... dare I say it... naked as a jaybird?

This never would have happened if Garth and Dane Iorg were still alive.

Hard to tell from the pic, but the broad does not look terribly attractive.

Are we overlooking the fact that these guys got hotel rooms at SkyDome, ostensibly because of the "free Jays game" allure, but then realized that it was the BLUE JAYS and were so bored they needed to call a stripper anyway?

Wow.

"I thought it was one-way glass" is an awesomely versatile excuse.

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