Tonight's Questions

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baby-lobster.jpg Hey kids, you can't hold the hand of a rock and roll man.

  • WILL Alfonso Soriano's return spur the Cubs to finally score some runs and not get swept by the Snakes?

  • WILL Brett Myers's return be a swinging success? The Mets are gonna want this one badly.

  • WHAT would a night of high profile returns be without Lobster Baby!? IT'S ADORABLE.

  • CAN CC lead the Brewers to their third straight victory against the Cards?

  • IS Burnett vs. Guthrie enough to get you to watch the O's and Jays? It is for me.

  • CAN you find the differences between these two different stories about Robert Novak hitting a pedestrian and trying to flee the scene? HInt: the second one is from Fox, contains no eyewitness testimony, stresses "minor injuries," and makes no mention of him trying to flee.

Then join us tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.

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23 Comments

Learn to read the signs, [bodily orifice]!

Bono - world hunger activist, moving violation tattletale.

Too much greenroom gin?

It's really how, in that article about Novak, they managed to squeeze in, "At this point, police have not been able to find any concrete evidence that Obama's baby mama has, in fact, run over at least 13 people, all of them white."

@Arman: "It's really AWFUL how..."

WILL I do seven shots of clarified butter in honor of the return of Lobster Baby?

HOW high will my cholesterol skyrocket?

Goofus sticks around to wait for the police after an accident.

Gallant leaves suddenly to protect freedom on cable television.

WILL my fiance get pissed at me when I try to drink away another sweep by an AL East team.

Balester vs Correia!
I can't wait...to go sit in the cold wind and watch this travesty.

New rule. Papelbon, Masterson and sometimes Okajima: only red sox relievers allowed. That's it. End. The end.

The Nationals wish they got as much as Lobster Baby for Jon Rauch.

me: i love bengie molina
i wish he was my cousin
Jeremy: haha
i feel bad for the other molinas
they'll never be bengie
sweet blogger too
me: his blog is just so... nice
he's lovable
Jeremy: agreed
me: i'll give you 5 bucks if you can tell me the National's catcher in 5 seconds
Jeremy: not a chance
me: Jesus Flores
and while i was waiting for your answer, he hit a ding dong
Jeremy: that's pretty outlandish
me: just tied it up
Jeremy: i was going to say Dmitri Young

LATER...

me: giants/nats is painful
johnny estrada pinch hitting for the Nats
he's hitting .163
Jeremy: really? C. Balester vs. K Correia sounds really fun
me: i should be glogging this shit
Jeremy: haha
me: base hit Estrada
Jeremy: just paste this convo to a comment
me: go ahead RBI
wtf

So what the fuck? I've seen Jesus Flores, Paul LoDuca and Johnny Estrada all get hits tonight. This team has more fucking catchers than the mens room in Washington Square Park.

I was going to go to bed but some guy named Greg Papa who was standing inexplicably in a steakhouse just told me that after the game Bip Roberts is going to break down Bengie Molina's swing.

WHO NEEDS SLEEP?

RICH AURILIA 2 RBI DOUBLE

I AM WAY TOO INTO THIS GAME

CTC:

Put down the Bud Light...and go to bed...I will do the same.

I dont drink bud light. OMAR VIZQUEL HAD AN RBI DOUBLE.

THE MLB. IT'S FAAAANTASTIC!

I think you're confusing the MLB with the NBA at this point, which leads me to believe you DO drink bud light.

Brian Wilson hits Jesus H. Flores to put two on.

6-4 Giants, 2 outs.

I'm reasonably sure nobody watches Leno, so...

Girl I'd love to show ya show ya
My Jungle Love
OH WEE OH WEE OH

Morris Day and the Motherfucking TIME!

I tuned in for The Time. Most I've watched Leno all year.

Brian Wilson gets the K to end the game and...


OH EXTRA INNINGS DOESNT DO POST GAME... WHAT ABOUT GREG PAPA AND BIP ROBERTS AND THE STEAKHOUSE!????


goodnight.

KTHXBAI CTC

CU 2MORO

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