The Ernie Banks statue
outside Wrigley must have a giant copper boner today, as his Cubbies play two in Atlanta. The first game pits the totally unlovable Jason Marquis against former ladies' shoe salesman Charlie Morton. Remember the stuff I wrote about this game last night? Use it again today.
1:10, Twins at Yankees: Joe Mauer may miss today's game
. He didn't play last night either. He has a stiff neck. I had one of those from banging my head at the Spiritualized
show last week. There was no way I could have caught against the Yankees the next day either. Today's game features Darrell Rasner against Kevin Slowey, and also one giant Homer. No, not Bailey. Iracane! Rob is gloggin' his team. Be there.