BALL FOUR TO PENA AND THE RAYS WIN! OMGOMGOMG!!!11!!1!

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RAYS WIN 6-5 ON WALKOFF WALK, LLOYD THE BARBER'S WoW VIRGINITY OBLITERATED!!
Hooray, here's what's coming to ya...


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Screw you. Screw you and everyone who likes baseball.

[runs inside and cries]

I love you Lloyd. Best weekend guy on the Internet.

What kind of video do we get when David Ortiz steals a base? That's a less frequent occurrence than a walkoff walk... and I saw him do it at Fenway today.

WHILE WEARING MY NEW JED LOWRIE SHIRT.

Its a sign from the blogging gods.

They are pleased.

While I appreciate your praise Rob, I am just a vessel. A VESSEL FOR SHRIMP.

Today was a good day.

How the fuck did they win 9-5 on a WoW, by the way?

I apologize. Yackety Sax is like uncut cocaine to me. I get jittery and overstimulated, losing the ability to type.

Oh bummer... I was thinking maybe it was like some kind of crazy suicide squeeze 4-run walk that's so cool I didn't even know it was possible until just now. SIGH.

Jenkem is like Uncut Cocaine for Sidney Ponson.

I hate this stupid game

I gotta tell you, this week has seriously been one of the craziest in recent baseball history, so having it end with a "Pants Party" and a walk-off walk just makes it all the more awesome. WORTH IT

I'm so sad.... I saw the game-winning walk on the news last night, and the first thing that entered my mind was "TREADMILL SHRIMP!!!!!"

/sigh

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