Screw you. Screw you and everyone who likes baseball.
[runs inside and cries]
I love you Lloyd. Best weekend guy on the Internet.
What kind of video do we get when David Ortiz steals a base? That's a less frequent occurrence than a walkoff walk... and I saw him do it at Fenway today.
WHILE WEARING MY NEW JED LOWRIE SHIRT.
Its a sign from the blogging gods.
They are pleased.
While I appreciate your praise Rob, I am just a vessel. A VESSEL FOR SHRIMP.
Today was a good day.
How the fuck did they win 9-5 on a WoW, by the way?
I apologize. Yackety Sax is like uncut cocaine to me. I get jittery and overstimulated, losing the ability to type.
Oh bummer... I was thinking maybe it was like some kind of crazy suicide squeeze 4-run walk that's so cool I didn't even know it was possible until just now. SIGH.
Jenkem is like Uncut Cocaine for Sidney Ponson.
I hate this stupid game
I gotta tell you, this week has seriously been one of the craziest in recent baseball history, so having it end with a "Pants Party" and a walk-off walk just makes it all the more awesome. WORTH IT
I'm so sad.... I saw the game-winning walk on the news last night, and the first thing that entered my mind was "TREADMILL SHRIMP!!!!!"
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