Red Sox 11, Yankees 3: They say that at the end, you feel no pain. "They" are also big fat liars.
Mets 6, Phillies 3: Phillies fans, how is it exactly that you survive in this manner?
Rays 1, Blue Jays 0: Life is simpler when passed indoors in front of just a small group of your closest friends.
Cardinals 5, Brewers 4: Maybe one day, we'll truly understand why Albert Pujols seems to be made of magic. Maybe.
Indians 9, Tigers 7: This train don't stop here anymore.
Nationals 5, Dodgers 4: If life is truly like a box of chocolates, Joe Torre's box must be filled with animal droppings.
Orioles 11, White Sox 3: Lance Broadway, Lance Broadway, oh why have you foresaken me?