Here's what happened in baseball while some producers with computers fixed all your shitty tracks:
Red Sox 8, Rangers 4: Mike Timlin tried as hard as he could but not even a former Oriole could give this one away. Sporting an 8-0 lead thanks to the hittin' of Kevin Youkilis and the pitchin' of Josh Beckett Jon Lester, the Sox hung on.
Mets 12, Nationals 0: The Nats kept it pretty close. Well, except for the 8-run third inning capped by David Murphy's three run ding-dong. Hey David Wright, there's only room for one David in this town. Yeah, get lost, Byrne.
Cubs 8, Braves 0: Well according to the line score at Yahoo! Sports, the Cubs no-hit the Braves last night. So congratulations to Rich Harden, Chad Gaudin, Neal Cotts, Kerry Wood, and Sean Marshall for combining on a pseudo-no-hitter!
Cardinals 6, Marlins 4: St. Lou picked up 18 hits and stranded two-thirds of those runners. No worries, Jason LaRue's seventh inning bases-loaded dubble put the Cards up for good.
White Sox 4, Royals 0: Mark Buehrle survived the dino attacks and a poor warmup session to pitch seven innings of shutout ball against KC. Tony Pena Jr went 1-for-3 to raise his batting average to .160 as Trey Hillman used his 95th different batting order. KEEP FISHIN! One of 'em will work one of these days.
Dodgers 7, Phillies 6: Nomar ended this one with a walkoff tater tot. It happened well after I went to sleep, but I swear it wasn't a dream.
"I think Skip had a better night than the Braves tonight — much better," said manager Bobby Cox
Zing!
Beckett is so good he uses his mind to control the arm of Jon Lester.
Ha. Can't win 'em all, eh?
NOOOOMAAAAAAAAH!
/1998'd
Nomah's walkoff tater tot has guaranteed him a lineup spot for the rest of the year, plus a 3 year contract extension at 12 mil per.
The Dodgers. Smart!
It's especially amazing that the Cubs no-hit the Braves, yet Kotchman had two hits. That wacky Yahoo.
Yahoo : Making Up No Hitters Everywhere!