Blackberry Eating: Today's Afternoon Games

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  • 12:35, Cubs at Pirates: The Cubs are taking care of business and working overtime, work out. They've scored 26 runs in the first two games of this series. Can they keep it up until the playoffs start? Only time will tell. Unless we're talking about Sweet Lou's erection. You can set your watch to that thing. Jason Marquis gets the start, as he seemingly does for every single Cubs afternoon game. He'll take on Zach Duke, who is terrible.

  • 3:35, Snakes at Padres: Holy crap, the Padres have the dustpan out for this one. Yes, the division leading Snakes are on the verge of being swept by one of the ten worst offenses since expansion. Jeezum crowbar. The Dodgers are 3 out and The Roxtober Roxmagic Roxies are just 6 out. What a country!

  • 4:40, Twins at Mariners: Glen Perkins takes on Ryan Feierabend, as the M's reach for the broom closet. More on this later.

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23 Comments

What game are you glogging?

I've got my WALGC blazer on.

/Please make it Twins/M's

Yeah and Rob is going to liveglog some of that 3:30 game for y'all.

Guhhhh, the NL West game? Are you for serious?

"Some" means 'til 5PM EDT, right?
/not stirring shit up, just asking

I promise at least one hour of gloggity goodness. Maybe 90 minutes.

@UTFLW
If Rob does the Twins/M's game he will quit sometime after lineups are introduced and before Dan Gladden makes his first appearance.

@ bc

Good point. But still, doing the shitty NL West game just further reveals the West Coast Bias of this blog.

Agreed. All this blog ever talks about is the NL West.

I re(pre)sent any NL West bias

If ya'll are going to insist on focusing on all these NL West teams to the detriment of the woefully covered AL East, could we at least get some more pictures of Maddux with his hand down his pants?

I am sad that we'll miss out on the high comedy that ensues whenever Zach Duke takes the mound.

Freetzy just noticed that Rob is now announcing live glog schedules in the third person.

Does this mean Rob prepares himself for the task by standing naked in front of the mirror, practicing his glogging and repeating, "Rob's the best. Rob's the best..."?

LOOKS LIKE THAT THING ON MY DINK WEN AWAY.

It's amazing how much Today's Afternoon Games usage you've gotten outta that gay pirate bear.

WHO WOULD BITE THE HAND OFF A TEDDY BEAR? HOW DID HE GROW THAT BEARD? THAT IS ONE TINY PARROT!

We're all happy for you Todd. Be sure to thank phillas for the recommendation of the topical cream.

@UTFLW: you said you'd keep your fuckin' mouth shut!

Rickey Henderson thinks Rob is a glogging genius.

@Freetzy - just curious... how do you tell a gay pirate bear from a straight one?

/waits for hilarity to ensue in the next few answers

@PaleHos

By using uncanny late-'80s signifiers...

Earring in the right ear = gay
Earring in the left ear = straight

Hooray gay bear!

That's infallible. It's science.

The gay pirate bear is the one who looks fabulous.

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