Emergency Creampuff: Guys That Got Hurt This Weekend

| | Comments (14)
stretcher.JPGThis weekend was chock full o' casualties. So many guys dropped, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A MASH UNIT. Maybe they all want shirts. Anyway, I wanted to round em up now so I don't forget about em by Friday.

  • Orlando Hudson, Diamondbacks: O-Dog has a dislocated left paw and has to have surgery to repair it. It's his second consecutive season ending injury. I just hope they don't have to put him to sleep.

  • Tim Wakefield, Red Sox: Wake looks to miss at least his next two starts. The Sox put him on the DL with stiffness in his throwing shoulder. It sounds scary but it's a recurrence of the same ailment that kept him out of the World Series last year. Remember that? They played the Rockies! I know, weird.

  • Carlos Lee, Astros: El Caballo (which means El Horse in Spanish) looks to miss the rest of the season with a broken pinky. OH MAN THEY WERE ABOUT TO MAKE THEIR RUN, JUST ASK ED WADE. I just hope they don't have to put him to sleep.

  • Jose Contreras, White Sox: Contreras ruptured his Achilles on a rather innocuous looking play down the first base line. Since no one is sure how old he is, and this is a notoriously difficult injury to rehab there is speculation this mark the end of his career. God Speed Jose Contreras. I just mourn the fact that you never got an appropriately cool nickname.

  • Carl Crawford, Rays: Crawford spent last week in and out of the lineup with leg problems, now he officially heads to the DL after injuring a tendon in his middle finger. This could make it extremely tough to drive in Florida, trust me. Uh oh Rays fans... it's all coming apart!

  • Scott Rolen, Blue Jays: Rolen's balky left shoulder balked again and he was placed on teh 15 Day DL. He went out the same day Vernon Wells returned to the lineup. Those close to the organization expect Wells to be ready to return to the DL once Rolen returns to the lineup.

PREVIOUS: Massive Diamondbacks Trade: Adam Dunn Deserts Reds   |   NEXT: Tonight's Questions

14 Comments

Ed Wade would sign Barry Bonds, but manager Cecil Cooper would quit the team.

Wait a minute...THATS DOUBLE THE IMPROVEMENT

don't forget Chris Carpenter

-yahoo commenter

Chris Carpenter is fine. Normal bullpen session scheduled for tomorrow.

Don't forget Mr. 3000.

Aaron Heilman blew it for Pedro. Another Mets bullpen collapse. 5-5 in the ninth.

Now Rolen's going to have extra time to finish up his summer reading list. Top of the list: still The Jungle.

Bullpen pitching is completely awful league-wide at this point.

@freetzy

It's actually imperative that we figure out whether or not he's finished that fucking book yet.

Chris Carpenter's okay? Damnit!!

@ J. Gravy
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH....funniest thing i've seen in a-long-while

BYE BYE CARL CRAWFORD

@CTC

If memory serves, George Bush read The Stranger for two consecutive summers. And that's only like 120 pages long.

@ freetzy

FYI...reading and looking at words are 2 different things

You can add Mssr. Longoria to this list with a fractured wrist. This AL East race just got interesting.

UTFLW STOLE MY THUNDER BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON A FLYING JETPLANE ALL DAY BUT YES LONGORIA IS HURT FOR 15 DAYS

Leave a comment