Geovany Soto Is The Catcher in the Rye Bread

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Last night, Cubs catcher Geovany Soto went 3-for-5 with 2 dubbles and a tater tot to collect seven RBI in Chicago's big comeback win over the Pirates. Heck yesterday was no fluke; Soto has an OBP over .360 and a slugging percentage over .500...that's a helluva season! He's not just the best hitting rookie catcher in the National League, he's the best hitting rookie overall and the one of the best hitting catchers in either league. It's nice to bat eighth in a Cubs lineup that, when Carlos Zambrano is pitching, has a dangerous hitter in all nine positions. So how did Soto make good?

Before the season he joined Kerry Wood on a diet involving organic meals delivered to the players. "It's just something he asked me about," Wood said. "I came in and lost a lot of weight doing it. It felt good. I felt strong. So it just basically started out by talking about it, and I think actually Henry Blanco [Soto's defense-minded backup catcher and one of his mentors] might have bought some of the dinners for him and got him started on it."

Soto ended up losing twenty pounds, probably because Kerry Wood's 'organic diet' meals tasted like shit and the kid ended up starving himself. I mean really, who wants to eat tofu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Maybe once Geovany wins the Rookie of the Year award this season, he can finally break down and have himself some a big plate of piononos.

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So he is going to do really well this year anb then get injured to normal day to day activities for the next 7-8 years and come back and play catcher/1b part time until he signs with an AL team and becomes a full time DH

I like that Annie's Mac & Cheese.

Amy's pizza is pretty great, unless you accidentally buy the one with soy cheese. That tastes like puke.

Soy cheese is made from root vegetables and shattered dreams.

Despite not really understanding every word, I completely understood the character arc BC has laid out for Geovany.

It's kinda like Shakespeare.

Sometimes I don't re-read what I type before I submit.... and I am artistic.

The root vegetables that make up soy cheese only grow in soil watered by the tears of children.

Great. Now I'm starving.

Have some soy cheese, I hear it's delicious.

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