Hey, fans! The Gwinnett Braves totally need your help naming their new rodent mascot! Yeah, they hired a big time "branding group" from New York City but all those ad wizards on Madison Avenue could come up with was this chubby buck-toothed woodchuck fella who's totally in your face! They couldn't think of a name! Duh! Quel dommage!
But hey, the Gwinnett Braves are so very web-two-point-oh; they set up one of them new-fangled internet websites so y'all fans can submit your name ideas!
Having trouble thinkin' one up? Here are some suggestions:
- Toothy the Tranny Hamster
- Ernie the Eunuch Chipmunk
- Ike the Inevitable Roadkill
- Jeff Francouer
- Gary the Gassy Groundhog
Namin' things is hard, y'all! Seriously though, I'm just glad this thing won't end up a Mudcatriverdog or whatever is all the rage nowadays with minor league mascot-naming practices. Wait a minute...Mark the Muddogrivercat! Perfect!
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What am I supposed to do with Freddy Garcia?
-Kerry the Woodchuck
-Foxworthy's Future Dinner
-Mike the Meth Addicted Meercat
No no, that thing does not look like Freddy Garcia one bit.
Oh...
Bushy Beaver?
Woodrow Wilson Woodchuck or Poochie.
Moley The Child Molesting Mole
Miley Cyrus. (They have the same buck teeth)
Chip the Racist Chipmunk
Tony Gwinnett
That's almost too perfect, freetzy.
I'll need to hear the mascot speak before signing off on Tony Gwinnett
he could have a girlfriend named Gwinnetth.
/not nearly as good or original as freetzy's comment
Dave Coullier
Apparently the Tigers are on a mission to acquire every Venezuelan who's had any sort of run-in with Ozzie Guillen in a quest to drive him nuts...well, more nuts.
It's like Mad Men without all of the smoking and sexism.
Gwrbi
Manuel the Undocumented Marmot
Rowdy "the No Pants" Rodent?
Fatty the Fuck-Faced Ferrett?
If anyone cares, I approve of Tony Gwinnett.
How the hell did that thing ever sneak out of Steely McBeam's small intestine?