Mark Kotsay Cycles, Probably Wears Dorky Helmet

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old bike.jpgLast night, Mark Kotsay became the first Brave since 1987 to hit for the cycle. The last was "Royal" Albert Hall. Kotsay's seventh inning double off Bob Howry completed the feat AND was his 1500th career hit. Pretty sweet. He had another single in the ninth to grab the 5 hit night. Of course, the Braves lost because they're terrible, but it's still something.

Kotsay's been an every day major leaguer for ten seasons now and he's had a serviceable career for himself. Also, he's married to this dame.

So ladies and gentlemen, let's give the Walkoff Walk slow clap to Mark Kotsay! Huzzah!

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I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle

What's the "sexy tan" tag for?

His wife has that look of "Who's this Marcus Krotchay and why won't he stop calling my telephone device?"

Mark Kotsay must be the greatest hyptonist in the world or either have a very large stash of rohypnol.

But ... but ... Jimmy Dugan told me to avoid the clap.

@Phony:

THAT'S GOOD ADVICE

yeah, tell me she looks that good at 7am....

@phillas
Agreed, she looks like one of those "dames" that take two hours to get ready and look like shit when she washes off all of her makeup.

There are some other good ones of her on google image search. You guys can go check those out and decide.

AFTER YOU BUY A MIRROR.

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.

She's quite fetching.
Plus I DO look good in front of a mirror.

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.

Phillas/BC,

I was in a luxury box right next to her at a random game a few years ago with about 20,000 fans. Not exactly a reason to get super-dolled up...and she was smoking. Skinnier than that photo, maybe a little too much so (camera adds ten pounds and all), but really hot.

@ Phillas:

You just need to give her a chance to:

1) Wake up;
2) Get out of bed; and
3) Drag a comb across her head.

Ok. Sorry Phillas for bringing you into that. I was going add that I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

WE WOULD ALL PUNCH OUR MOTHERS TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HER.

There. Can we get back to what's important here ... Mark Kotsay is still alive?

Yes, Phony, there is life beyond San Diego.
It's called Del Mar.

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