Misty May-Treanor Emasculates Husband With Jersey Choice

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Olympic beach volleyball champion Misty May-Treanor throws out the first pitch before a Diamondbacks-Marlins contest wearing a D-Backs jersey, despite her marriage to Marlins catcher Matt Treanor. What's more emasculating for Matt, this public display of marital treason, or this groin injury from May?

Ha, get it? A groin injury from May? Ouch, I think I just strained my own groin making that zinger.

(Photo stolen from the AP)

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Looks like a splitter to me.

Look at the plate, not your crying husband.

What's she pointing at with her left hand? Is it some kind of Dempster-esque glove hand confusion?

I think what's more emasculating is that Matt swung and missed.

In fairness, her jorts do pay tribute to all of Florida.

With those jean shorts she should be wearing a Rays or Marlins jersey.

What even MORE emasculating is having your wife hyphenate her name. That’s just embarrassing.

BTW, total butter face

Jesus, she makes Mia Hamm look attractive. OK, not really.

♫Wake up Misty I think I've got something to say to you
You handle my boner like you spiked a winner and that's not cool
I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Misty I couldn't have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
Your vag is full of sand and that's what really hurts♫

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