Olympic beach volleyball champion Misty May-Treanor throws out the first pitch before a Diamondbacks-Marlins contest wearing a D-Backs jersey, despite her marriage to Marlins catcher Matt Treanor. What's more emasculating for Matt, this public display of marital treason, or this groin injury from May?
Ha, get it? A groin injury from May? Ouch, I think I just strained my own groin making that zinger.
(Photo stolen from the AP)