Toby Hall: Least Athletic Athlete Ever

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pieface.jpgNot a day goes by where we don't mention how tight the AL Central race is. It's been compelling in that neither the White Sox or the Twins seem to want to take command, no matter how badly the other one stumbles. There is very little breathing room, and subsequently it's not a great time to INJURE YOURSELF WHILST THROWING A SHAVING CREAM PIE, TOBY HALL.

Backup catcher Toby Hall said his right shoulder was fine after teammate Jermaine Dye blocked his attempt at placing a shaving cream pie in his face during a post-game interview following the Sox's 13-5 win over Seattle.

Hall had his right shoulder wrapped in ice but assured reporters he didn't not re-injure his shoulder, which he separated in spring training of 2007.

Wow. Jermaine Dye rejected his pie toss with such authority that he jammed Hall's shoulder. White people are dumb. I look forward to the next Great Chicago Fire being started by Hall's mischievous attempt to hotfoot John Danks.

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Toby Hall's family has shaving parties at Christmastime.

What's up, shavingcreampuff?

Photo caption: This pie is revenge for the housing crisis, Greenspan!

"but assured reporters he didn't not re-injure his shoulder"

So ... he did?

DAMN YOU DOUBLE NEGATIVES

Toby Hall then strained his taint operating an electric pepper mill.

I hope Dye did the Dikembe Mutumbo finger wag after rejecting the pie shot.

I just saw a commercial for this thing that sharpens your razor blades, so they're good for up to 200 shaves!! Ohh man i need a job.

Should have been you AJ

More evidence that baseball players are the dumbest athletes going.

mike piazza might have something to say about this.

Toby Keith injured his boot, while putting it up someone's ass.

Annie Hall broke my funnybone! 4 Stars!

When Brett Myers has his practical jokes rebuffed, he injures his wife.

That's a shame, because there was a wealthy dowager sitting right next to Jermaine Dye.

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