Hey kids, I've got demons in my mouth.
- CAN Cliff Lee and the Indians slow down Matt Garza and the Rays? Garza is coming off his first career CG and if he's still on his game this could be be of the better duels of the year.
- WILL the Cubs keep things rolling with the middling Astros coming to town?
- ARE we going to make it through the night without being lynched by an angry mob of Yahoo commenters?
- WHAT about the Red Sox? Will they get punched by any Royals?
- CAN the Diamondbacks feast on the brains of the Pirates, one of the few teams that wouldn't even have a shot in the NL West?