Tonight's Questions

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pouting kid.jpgHey kids, I've got demons in my mouth.

  • CAN Cliff Lee and the Indians slow down Matt Garza and the Rays? Garza is coming off his first career CG and if he's still on his game this could be be of the better duels of the year.

  • WILL the Cubs keep things rolling with the middling Astros coming to town?

  • ARE we going to make it through the night without being lynched by an angry mob of Yahoo commenters?

  • WHAT about the Red Sox? Will they get punched by any Royals?

  • CAN the Diamondbacks feast on the brains of the Pirates, one of the few teams that wouldn't even have a shot in the NL West?

Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.

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22 Comments

MIGHT our eyes melt from farting three more Morning Juices?

I promise I wasn't the Matt that commented, and I quote...

"What does a shrimp have to do with anything this is stupid"

...but sometimes I wish I was.

(Those comments abused my brain. Can I click Report Abuse? Do they go to the Yahoo Combudsman? Does Yahoo have a Combudsman? Or a Combudsmachine? Is there a Yahoo employee who hates his job more than Rob does? Or is Yahoo staff completely by cybernetic robo-penguins?)

I got to comment #25, and though that was it, but YAY THERE WUZ 11 MORE!!!

WILL I be able to stay up for a west coast game?

Five-Year-Old Speed Freaks was the best band at Lolla. Then they beat up Jeff Tweedy's kids' band and then stole their wallets. Then they stole MY wallet.

That was me who put the shrimp comment on Yahoo!

OMG ur comment wuz lolz

Hey, the Pirates could easily be in the cellar in the NL West. Give them some credit.

Quien ES mas macho -- Miguel Olivo o Ricardo Montalban?

HOW many Yahoo comments did that baby read before making that face?

That shrimp creeps me out. I hate to think of something I eat in its original form.

@ J-No: Maybe the shrimp wouldn't be so terrifying if it was dressed in a more conservative pants-suit.

I just went and saw Casablanca. That movie was great, how come no one had ever told me?

Wow. The A's are really going for the retro look. Retro as in 2003 Tigers. Am I right or what?

Joba just got pulled with an apparent shoulder injury.

/rends garments

CTC, if you like Casablanca, you might also enjoy a little picture called Weekend at Bernie's II.

Prince Fielder can go to hell. A true victim of Pride + Sloth. Fat fucking team killer.

@ Fat-Fat: Pride maybe, but Sloth is made of meat. I think "weak-double-handed-sucker slap" is vegetarian approved.

@Rob: oh a Gene pick!

j.

He was just so out of line. It's really not even understandable. Is that a word? Anyway, Ned Yost of course says it's a family issue. Retard.

NO ONE FUCKS WITH MANNY PARRA ON MY WATCH.

Too bad I wasn't watching.

BRING OUT THE SHRIMP

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