Tonight's Questions

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night game.jpgHey kids, if the trash is too heavy let your roommate take it out.

  • WHO will get off on the right foot in the rather important Phillies/Dodgers series?

  • CAN the Red Sox salvage the split in Chicago? If not, can they at least end another White Sox player's career? I'm looking at you Harold Baines.

  • ARE the Cardinals next in line for a Walkoff Walk obit? The next couple nights in Florida could answer that question.

  • Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.

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WILL Jerry Tranuel murder his entire bullpen, executions-style, after today's epic collapse against the 'rates?

"If not, can they at least end another White Sox player's career?"
I wouldn't mind never having to see Nick Swisher take an AB ever again. That fucker is annoying to watch.

If A.J. were to spontaneously combust or suddenly turn into a Wolfman under a full moon (technically not until this weekend's Oakland series), I'd watch it on YouTube until MLB removed it.

Oooh oooh oooh! Can we cut up Ozzie Guillen, too?

IF the Yankees loose  two out of three this week to a team that doesn't do anything well, will you write a WOW obit?

Ozzie is a prime candidate for all of his cells turning into water.

Perhaps we should find some fans to crank up, storm the field, and jump Ozzie when he's not looking. If only I could think of a fan base composed primarily of tweakers with a propensity for such things....

I can't as a Red Sox fan write a Yankees obit. I wouldn't be able to sleep fearing they would come storming back and somehow make up 6 games in a single evening.

Maybe you can wait for the weekend and let Lloyd do it. He doesn't have to worry about his team (I am assuming that he is a Jay's fan) losing any ground on anyone, well anyone other than Baltimore.

Hey kids, if the trash is too heavy let your roommate take it out.

CTC,
You make your Mom take out the trash.

ZING!!!

Hey kids, if the trash is too heavy let your roommate take it out.

CTC,
You make your Mom take out the trash.

ZING!!!

Jays and Yankees will battle for third.

Moral victories in 08!!

I fucking hate flying to Ohio. I also hate Ohio.

Leitch wrote a Yankees obit for New York Mag. Thanks, Will Leitch!

I figured this story was his:

4:16 p.m.: I arrive home in Brooklyn. Jerk off twice within one hour to bear porn I downloaded. Feel awesome and rested.

Twice in one hour? To bears? I'm exhausted just thinking about that.

That thing reads like a letter to GayEmoPenthouse.

I always thought it wouldn't happen to me, and then it didn't.

Finally one day, I gave in and had an orgy with my self-absorption and self-pity. I cried three times as much as usual.

If sturbing to grizzly bears is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Yanks taste the thrill of defeat, now 8.5 back of the unflappable Rays.

Please to excuse. 9 games back of the unflappable Rays.

CHARLIE ZINK CHARLIE ZINK CHARLIE ZINK!!!

BAHAHAHA Evan Longoria to the DL. BYE BYE TAMPA BAY.

I agree on both accounts, fmra. Also your boy Lowrie just won't quit.

Typing that comment and watching...uh...baseball, certainly not men's gymnastics...I had some serious deja vu. Weird.

If the trash is too heavy you could also just leave it in the hallway outside your apartment.

When your morning shower is a massive element of your daily recap, you should probably look in to getting a hobby.

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