Weekend Questions

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Hey kids, there's more room in the back.

  • WILL the Mets get out the Formula 405, clean up their bullpen, and make up some ground in the NL East as they host the Marlins? The Phillies are itching to make some moves against the Pirates, by the by.

  • IF this whole Ian Kennedy thing ends up well, will the Yankees be able to get over the (temporary) loss of Joba? Jered Weaver has a say in Los Angeles late tonight.

  • CAN Jon Lester keep the homer-happy White Sox from homering in homer-happy U.S. Cellular Field? His ground ball-to-fly ball ratio is vastly improved from last season, and is giving up just 0.60 ding-dongs per nine innings.

  • WHEN will the Astros wake up and see they're not in the 2008 playoffs race? A bad series in Cincinnati would go a long way towards that realization.

  • DID you enjoy our week writing Morning Juice at Big League Stew? We sure did, and so did those knucklehead Yahoo! commenters. Thanks, 'Duk!

That's it for us this week. Enjoy our friend Lloyd the Barber's great contributions to the weekendbaseballblogosphere, and we'll see you all again on Monday.

(Television photo stolen from If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There'd Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats)


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12 Comments

WOOOO! IT'S THE WEEKEND! LEMME GET RID OF THIS GUM!

WOOOO! Yahoo commenters suck!!

Huh? No waaay!

you guys deserve better than that

love,
mom & dad

One of my bosses told me an amusing story about Will Clark and pornography. It's far too long to repeat here, however.

Spill it, joj.

Cubs had bases bloated in the bottom of the eleventh but Blanco effed it up by singling.

TANKS FER NUTTIN

Noonan

NO SCRIMPS FOR YOU--

HAHAHA, IT"S LIKE NO SOUP FOR YOU! GET IT CHIPPER? 400 IS ONLY 280 MORE THAN ME BRAH.

Now that I've watched it approximately 8 more times (which puts me around 20 for the day), I have to agree with Honeynut. It's beyond great that the Will Clark video ends with him looking around to find someone to spray with champagne but no one wants to party with him.

Agreed. It's around the 45 second mark and I've watched it repeatedly and to the point of almost crying, I've laughed so hard. It's like Jim Valvano running around after NC State beat Houston, but 42,000 times funnier.

It is a scientific fact that while the eardrums are ruptured and/or bleeding, champagne absorption is not conducive for healing.

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