There must a tariff on ligaments that JP Riccardi wasn't aware of because the Blue Jays just keep losing pitchers. Shaum Marcum is the latest recipient of a new tendon and year vacation courtesy of Dr. James Andrews. He joins Dustin McGowan, Casey Janssen, and Jeremy Accardo as Blue Jays that have missed substaintial time this season. BJ Ryan, Brandon League and (thankfully) Gustavo Chacin all missed some or all of last year due to injuries.
- The Red Sox and Yankees spend so much more money for the high-end tendons
- Tampa Bay was so bad for so long, they continually picked high in MLB's annual organ harvest
- None of the healthy pitchers showed any real interest or passion for baseball
- JP saw a market inequity early and was able to load up on cheap toe ligaments